As if putting their childhoods on a reality show for the entire world to see wasn't enough of a reason for Kris Jenner's teenage daughters to need some hardcore therapy when they grow up, there's another bombshell in the Kardashian world. Rumor has it Kylie Jenner may not dad Bruce's biological daughter.

What? First Khloe may not really be a Kardashian, and now Kylie may not really be a Jenner? What is up with this family?

All I could think during the Inauguration ceremony yesterday was yes, yes, math teachers, mmm hmm mmm hmm future of America, and oh my god -- THEY GROW UP SO FAST. Seated behind President Obama were his daughters Malia Obama, 14, and Sasha Obama, 11. In their J.Crew and Kate Spade coats, the girls looked like polished and poised young ladies.

But, remember: it was just four years ago when they looked like polished and poised little girls. Check it out:

President Obama on vacationIt's hard to believe it's been four years since President Barack Obama first took office, but there's no better evidence of the time that has passed than his daughters. Sasha and Malia entered the White House as little girls with stuffed animals. This week they were teens snapped wearing bikinis on a Hawaiian beach by a photographer who has since been asked to destroy the images.

The request isn't the first that comes from a White House that considers it mission critical to protect the first daughters from a public that has been harsh to girls in their position before. And like those before it, this letter to the paparazzi who managed to capture the young Obama girls in their bikinis was just that -- a request.

Santa was very kind to Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner this year. The girls shared photos of their favorite Christmas gifts on Instagram and the total cost of their presents rivaled that of a small country. From spiky Christian Louboutin shoes (worth about $1,200) to Balenciaga boots (worth more than your car) and the "it" bag of 2012, a black Celine luggage tote (worth more than your life), Kendall and Kylie received some extremely expensive items this Christmas. All that was missing was a tricked out Range Rover. Oh, wait. Kendall got that for her birthday. Never mind.

I'm sure it's "just the world they live in" where multi-thousand dollar designer clothes and cars are given the way you and I might hand a teenager a gift card to Sephora, but still, it seems a little, how you say, over the top, to me.

What a week Angus T. Jones has had. The highest paid kid actor on TV went from being the kid actor no one ever heard from to the kid actor everyone thinks is cuckoo for cocoa puffs thanks to his rant against Two and a Half Men this week.

Needless to say, the producers over at the show that has made him mucho mondo megabucks over the years are not very happy, not even after Angus apologized for calling their TV show "filth" and suggesting Satan is on their side. But I can't be the only one wondering what it's going to be like for Angus when his mom gets a hold of him.

Last night, I got to see Madonna live at Madison Square Garden. But I didn't just get to see her live, my friends, oh no. I got to see her live from the very first row. It was Madonna, bodyguards, and then me. This happened through a quirk of luck when my friend won tickets to a contest she didn't even realize she'd entered. (Long story.) We got to stand in the "Golden Triangle" right below the stage -- along with other (ahem) luminaries like Perez Hilton, Kelly Osbourne, Madonna's longtime manager, Guy Oseary, and Madonna's daughter, Lourdes.

Parents are often in denial that their "little babies" can be sexual beings. It seems just yesterday you were changing their diapers and watching them learn how to crawl, and then suddenly they're teens bringing home boyfriends and girlfriends and you're finding used condoms in the trash. I don't know why parents would be in denial. We write enough about Teen Mom on this site. But I guess it's the usual It would never happen to me syndrome. The fact is kids are going into puberty much earlier now. You may not have had the slightest sexual thought at 13 or 14 (that you'll admit to remember anyway), but that doesn't mean your kid doesn't. And that your kid isn't prepared to act on it. So what happens when, like Ariel Winter's mother is claiming, your underage daughter is sleeping with her of-age boyfriend, and you don't want her to?

Remember the insanity that was "Friday" by Rebecca Black? The bullies were out in full force, calling the teenager all sorts of wretched names. Well today, holy wow am I praying hard for Nicole Westbrook. The pint-sized songstress' song "It's Thanksgiving" has made its YouTube debut, and to say it rivals Black's chart-topper is an understatement.

In it, she's so wholesome! She looks absolutely adorable! And holy wow -- she knows how to cook a turkey perfectly before she can drive?! Talk about a superior upbringing. 

Check out "It's Thanksgiving" and all of its corniness, here: