Princess Diana was known as the "People's Princess" for her way with the hoi polloi. She had that common touch and everyone loved her. The same could be said of Kate Middleton. But all it takes is one photo to make you realize that royalty are not just like you and me. After a recent shopping trip, Kate was escorted through the rain by a security team who held out a bunch of umbrellas to keep the droplets from touching royal skin and hair.

Ok, so I know she's a celebrity, which pretty much automatically makes her look good in a bathing suit and all -- but these new photos of Kourtney Kardashian's bikini body are definitely something that should make us all stand up and cheer.

The pics are featured in US Weekly, and Kourt posed for them while on vacation with Scott Disick and her family in Greece. And she looks good. Damn good. It's highly obvious that she doesn't have one single ounce of baby weight left over since giving birth to Penelope, who is now 10 months old.

Kim Kardashian's feet must be the most tortured appendages in the entire country. Maybe the world. Despite her pregnancy swelling her feet to what looks like quadruple their normal size, Kim just can't stop stuffing her swelled tootsies into tight, high-heeled, strangling shoes. It wasn't long ago that Kim posted a picture of her right foot looking like it had been given 40 lashes by some imperial dictator by the name of Givenchy. But then Kim took a break from the high-fashion shoes and was actually spied strolling around in flats. Doctor's orders. She supposedly said: "My doctor has told me to elevate my feet. Can you see how wide and swollen they are? I’ve just ordered a pair of pointy-toed flats."

But that was yesterday, folks. Kim is back to her feet flogging ways.

As I was sitting here, going over today's "TO DO" list, I found myself spending a good 30 minutes texting my tween girls (who were riding the school bus on the way to school) and then emailing with their friends' parents in order to RSVP to the many, many social events for them that, in recent years, seem to stack up at the end of the school year. Whew! Suddenly, I felt like their secretary or assistant!

Whoa! Have you seen this photo of Christina Aguilera's bangin' body in a sexy black outfit? Um, has she lost a ton of weight, or has she lost a ton of weight?!? Most people can't pull off wearing a bra as a top -- but Christina made it happen.

She shared the photo on Facebook, which was taken while she was shooting a music video with Alejandro Fernandez. And as a mom who has had her own ups and downs with weight over the years -- it's highly obvious what kind of reaction Christina was hoping to get out of people with this particular photo.

Was Angelina Jolie duped into an unnecessary double mastectomy by greedy surgeons who just wanted to mutilate her for no other reason than to cash in on the expensive procedure? Such is the theory going around naturalistic circles. There are plenty of people who sincerely believe that cancer -- even if you are genetically predisposed to certain types of it -- can readily be prevented by certain foods, vitamins, and a healthy lifestyle. If only it were so.

Poor Shakira! The judge of The Voice has only been a mom for four months, and already she's learning the lesson we all must face: you can't have it all. The new mom of little Milan has announced she's quitting her job on the popular singing competition, leaving room for Christina Aguilera to return to the post.

But XTina has nothing to do with the Latina sensation's departure from the judge's chair. That's all Milan's doing.

Ready for more proof that Farrah Abraham is nutters mcgee? The Teen Mom and recent porn star has started a Twitter war with former co-star Catelynn Lowell over -- get this -- who is the better role model.

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhh. I needed that laugh, didn't you? Go on and just let it out!