Ready for more proof that Farrah Abraham is nutters mcgee? The Teen Mom and recent porn star has started a Twitter war with former co-star Catelynn Lowell over -- get this -- who is the better role model.
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhhh. I needed that laugh, didn't you? Go on and just let it out!
Let's forget, for just a wee second here, how sad it is that young girls in America have such slim pickings for role models that they'd be turning to reality television. Because, really, that just depresses the ever living hell out of me, and I can't go there right now.
I'm too busy trying to wrap my head around Farrah Abraham the "role model." But that's just what she said she was -- while slamming Catelynn's weight in an interview with US:
I know what jealousy looks like. I am trying to be a role model for the other Teen Moms. I try not to knock them down; I try to better them. Catelynn has a weight issue and I don't say harsh things about her to hurt her self-esteem.
So how has this role modeling worked? Let's just do a quick run down, shall we? Farrah Abraham has:
1. Shot a porn film
2. Gotten a DUI
3. Waxed her 3-year-old's eyebrows
4. (Allegedly) dated a guy for the sole purpose of getting back on reality TV
5. Released a memoir detailing her sexual romps with her boyfriend as a teenager ... in her sister's bed
6. Admitted to serious drug use
7. Gotten thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery
Am I missing anything? Oh yeah! The fact that she was a pregnant teenager! If that's role model material in America, I'm packing up my daughter and heading out. Now.
Granted, Catelynn was likewise a pregnant teen. But after placing daughter Carly with a family in an open adoption, Catelynn has been a vocal advocate of both birth control and adoption. She's also kept her nose pretty clean.
If it's her or Farrah for my kid, you can guess who I'd pick.
Although, come to think of it ... Farrah's story is useful to parents in America. I would have no problem with sharing that list with my daughter as a "what not to do with your life" warning.
How about you?
Is Farrah a role model for young girls in America?
Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter