Leave it to Farrah Abraham to come up with a parenting method that makes us want to go take a shower. The Teen Mom has been making headlines lately for her new porn star venture, Backdoor Teen Mom. Fortunately daughter Sophia is too young to read any of those headlines.
But she won't be forever ... and Farrah has already come up with the "perfect" way to introduce the little girl to mom's porn career. Have a barf bag handy? You're going to need it.
The Teen Mom did a radio interview recently and revealed she's already saved a copy of the Vivid Entertainment flick for her daughter:
I have, like, a baby box for her ... and basically it has all the DVDs of Teen Mom and it has my book and of course my video ...
And here all I've saved in my daughter's baby box is her first lock of hair and her coming home outfit. Sigh.
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As for when Pandora Farrah will open up this box, she had this to say:
When she’s around that 13/14, you know, gets on her period and is all "Ooh, I kinda wanna boyfriend" I think that’s when ... that’s the year to be like, "Look, Soph."
Oh. My. God.
Talking to your kids about sex when they're teens? Yes, absolutely, you must do this. Actually, you need to start even younger. Giving them your sex tape? That's crossing the line just a weeeeeee bit.
Farrah says she's all about being open and honest with Sophia. I respect honest parents. But there's such a thing as too much honesty.
Parents, might I remind you that your kids are your kids, not your friends?
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There are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed, for both of your sakes.
I don't want to picture my parents having sex. They don't want to picture me having sex. It's not being prudish; it's just about having boundaries.
You might tell your girlfriends about your sexual exploits, but your kids really don't need all the dirty details. Just a simple admission that you had premarital sex can be enough for an honest discussion about sex and birth control.
Leave the sex tapes out of it.
Do you think Farrah's crossing a line here? Should her daughter be given a copy of mom's sex tape?
Image via Farrah Abraham/Twitter
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