I'm sure it comes as a surprise to approximately no one that Madonna's 16-year-old daughter Lourdes is officially dating or that "insdiers" describe her as "boy-crazy" (you did catch the "Madonna's daughter" part, right?). Apparently the current object of her affection is : Homeland actor Timothee Chalamet, a classmate of Lourdes' at NYC's legendary La Guardia High School of the Performing Arts. Awww, young love. How short-lived sweet.
I'm not too concerned about "endless flirt" Lourdes getting her heart broken here, but I am a bit concerned about her new beau getting his ... um, "heart" hijacked by a certain Mrs. Robinson-type celeb who just might be there to open her ... um, "arms" in the sort of warm welcome that can scar a kid for life. Just sayin', Maddona has dated more than one man who happened to be literally half her age at the time.
So perhaps Chalamet (and other potential suitors) should keep on the lookout for these unmistakable "Cougar on the Prowl" warning signs:
1. If you go to pick up Lourdes for a date and Madonna opens the door wearing her famous cone bra, run.
2. If, after spending the afternoon cramming for exams with Lourdes, you go home to discover a copy of Madonna's "Sex" book in your backpack with the inscription: Don't forget to study long and hard! XO Madge, burn it immediately.
3. If you get a text message from "Lourdes" asking you to come over asap, don't be surprised if Lourdes isn't even home when you get there -- and instead, "Justify My Love" is playing and random people wearing all black are wandering around the house gyrating.
What sort of advice would you give a guy dating Madonna's daughter?
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I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program