What a killjoy. They're not like the other boy bands, dad, they're really talented.
Seriously?! Just because I eat breakfast for lunch and dinner, too?
Bad dad! Bad, bad dad. That sh*t ain't cheap, yo.
Not only did you cheer, mom, you made eye contact with me. In public! We've talked about this!
Way to ruin my social life, MOM.
Everything was fine when I was the only one! Don't think I'll ever forgive you, because I won't. Not ever.