Here's a deceptively simple question sure to keep you up at night tossing and turning with regret: If you could go back in time, what would you tell yourself as a college freshman? Now let's up the ante a bit: What will you tell your KID as a college freshman?
Thankfully I still have a few years to figure out what I'm going to tell my kids, but considering how clueless I was at that age (not that I had a clue about how clueless I was, of course), I'm guessing that list of Do's and Don'ts is gonna be pretty long, so I might as well get started now.
Here's what I've got so far:
10 Ways to Not Spend College Completely Screwing Up the Rest of Your Life
1. Learn the difference between recklessness and fearlessness. (One will kill you, the other will make you stronger.)
2. Never change your major/schools/politics/hair color/clothes because some guy/girl you're dating said you should.
3. Don't pass out drunk around people who have access to permanent markers.
4. Don't do anything illegal ... but if you DO, for the love of god, don't film/photograph yourself doing it and and then put the evidence on the internet.
5. Realize that your parents are ignorant fools. Don't go out of your way to tell them.
6. Realize that you, too, are an ignorant fool. (Feel like even more of an ignorant fool for going out of your way to make your parents feel like ignorant fools -- I warned you!)
7. Focus.
8. Sleep (but not too much).
9. Spend no more than half a second measuring your own self-worth against the looks/accomplishments/experience/bank account, etc. of anybody else. Half a second is more than enough time to waste.
10. Don't date your professor. EVER. Or your friend's professor. He/she is not, as you might like to believe, dazzled by your precocious wisdom or budding talent or old soul.
Dang, this is gonna be an even longer list than I thought!
What advice will you give your kid as a college freshman?
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Comments 11
Take college seriously and do internships!!!! Oh man if I could only do it all over. College was the most fun 4 years of my life but once I was done the reality of all my good times sure was a slap in the face. Couldn't get a job in my field because I had mediocre grades, no connections and no "experience" (which could have been fulfilled by internships). Now, 8 years into the aftermath, I work in a call center and am applying to go back and get a second undergrad degree in a different field. If I had only done things right the first time around....
I would add: Don't assume that simply going to college will be the key to employability. Do your research to find out what the employment rate and starting salaries are like in the fields you'd like to major in, and then find one where there are jobs AND that are a good fit for you. If you're financing college with loans, you need to make sure that there are jobs that pay enough that you'll be able to both pay rent and make loan payments when you're done.
There are so many young people who think that all they need is a degree and the major doesn't matter. They simply decide to major in what they enjoy or find interesting. So they take out massive student loans to double major in drama and women's studies, and then are shocked when they graduate and can't get a job in their field that will pay enough to make the bills and pay back their loans. (I'm not bashing all drama majors OR women's studies majors--that was just a random example!)
Always minor or double major in something completely practical like business. That can help you get in the door at a company in your desired field, and it will give you an edge if/when you ever become the boss as most people want to do one day. I've met so many professionals (chiropractors, vets, animal behaviorists, etc) who don't know the first thing about running a business but want to open their own office.
Also make sure there are jobs in your field in your area or be prepared to move. Where I went to school there were over a hundred appilcants for each education position that opened up. If you wanted to be a teacher you had to move out of state to find a job. Different geographical areas have different needs.
don't spend all the money you have saved for college on stupid things.
if you don't want to go to class at lest drop it so then you're not all the money you spent on the class.