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Remember when somebody told that poor child Rebecca Black she should make a music video called "Friday" and post it on YouTube for all the world to ridicule?

Well, somebody else told two poor children they should make a music video called "Hot Problems" and post it on YouTube for all the world to ridicule and guess what?

"Hot Problems" makes "Friday" look ... oh, forget it. They both suck.

But this new piece of viral vapidity is still worse than the last, because at least Rebecca Black's flat, adolescent lyrics were essentially harmless. The lyrics to "Hot Problems" are obnoxious, snide, catty ...

Here's a sampling:

Hot girls we have problems too/We’re just like you, except we’re HOT

I’ve got the look/I’ve got the butt

But those things don’t make me a *slut*

Boys call me stuck up/Girls say I’m conceited

On behalf of all hot girls, those comments are not needed

(These kids are never, I say never, going to live this down.)

The lyrics should have gone like this:

Hot girls we have problems too/We're just like you, except our parents are raising us with a completely warped perspective on beauty and SELF-WORTH

I've got the look/I've got the butt

But those things won't get me anywhere in life which I won't realize until it's too late and I've wasted my education

Boys call me stuck up/Girls say I'm conceited

On behalf of all teen girls obsessed who buy into the empty promises of celebrity and fame and have no idea what's actually important in life, those comments are needed

If you haven't seen "Hot Problems" yet, you're in for ... you're in for ... oh hell, just watch the stinkin' trainwreck:

Do you think these girls will regret making this video someday?

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