TEAM JACOB 4 LYFE, YOU GUYS.
Okay, I'm back, and I've calmed down. Well, I've mostly calmed down. It's hard to be suave enough not to squeal when sharing such news as this. Taylor Lautner is totally single again. I know! Let's all take a quick break for cheering, possibly while running around our homes. Back? Good.
I'm not saying that we should be happy to see Taytay suffering any major heartache. If he'd been photographed weeping on the street in light of his breakup with his Tracers co-star Marie Avgeropoulos, that would be a different story. A story that involved much smack-talk. But from the sounds of it, Taylor is doing just fine, both romantically and professionally.