I'm inclined to cut Taylor Swift some slack for her probably-undeserved reputation as a desperate girlfriend, and for saying there's a "special place in hell for women who don’t help other women" in response to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Golden Globes jokes, because I'm sure it sucks to be publicly mocked for her high-profile love life. I can even sort of forgive her for that face she's always making at awards shows. Hell, maybe she really IS surprised each and every time she wins Best Song About, Like, a Guy.

However, I can only go so far with my Taylor Swift Acceptance, and here's where I draw the line: her lyrics. Because I am never, ever, ever going to be impressed with her songwriting skills. Like, ever.

But a feminist Taylor Swift whose songs contain both fluff and head-nodding magnitude? Oh yeah. Twitter's 'Feminist Taylor Swift' account is the best Internet creation since "Hey Girl" Ryan Gosling.

Check out these hilarious tweets!

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Whoever said "romance is dead" wasn't looking in the right place -- it's alive and well among selfies and photos of people's dessert on social media. Curt Buthman recently proposed to his girlfriend of two years, Marsha Collier, via a Vine video he posted to Twitter. And Marsha, who was in the middle of an online chat on customer service, tweeted back to Curt: "Um, uh, YES @curtbuthman - I will MARRY YOU! #custserv"

But the online lovefest didn't stop there. Marsha and Curt have vowed to let social media play a role in the actual wedding itself. Marsha tweeted: "Whatever we do -- the wedding will be on Twitter somehow!"

Hell, I say they invite their Twitter followers. All 75,000 of them.

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev may be officially dunzo, but that hasn't stopped the actor from reliving old times. Verrrry old times. For Throwback Thursday on Twitter last week, Ian tweeted this topless selfie with the caption: "#throwbackthursdays Young Damon Salvatore on set selfie in bed with Katherine Pierce. Circa 1864" Although you can't see her in the shot, we can only assume the pic must have been taken alongside Nina, who plays Katherine on Vampire Diaries. Of all selfies, why would he have chosen that one?! 

As some have speculated, it could be that he was feeling sentimental about Nina. OR it could be that he's -- once again -- making a subtle (or not so?) play for the role of Christian Grey.

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter Frances Bean Cobain made headlines in 2011 when she posed for an absolutely stunning series of photos, and at that time, it looked like she was forging her own path in the wake of her all-too-famous parents. This seemed like a very good thing, considering her father's tragically self-destructive behavior, and her mom's ... um, however you'd describe Love's personal life choices. But even though she sounded mature and well-spoken just a year ago when she decried her estranged mother's social media behavior, Cobain seems to be following in her mom's Twitter footsteps now -- because she just went OFF on a crazy rant against Kendall Jenner.

Yes: that Kendall Jenner. I'm not sure why Cobain is following a Kardashian on Twitter, or why she cares what Jenner has to say, but she started a ridiculous one-sided tweet war against the teen model on Tuesday and came off sounding like a complete douchebag in the process.

Are we still talking about why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart broke up? Yes indeed we are! Today's rumor is that upon the morn of Rob's birthday, whilst Kristen was in the shower, Rob found texts from Rupert Sanders on Kristen's phone. Yes, this is a story people are telling.

A source tells The Sun, "Rob was looking at her phone on the morning of his birthday as he wanted to take a picture of something when she was in the shower." Riiiight, he wanted to take a picture of something with his girlfriend's phone. That's pretty much the ONLY reason a boyfriend who doesn't trust his girlfriend ever picks up her phone. Definitely not so he can find out if she's cheating on him or anything. Go on, Source.

When 18-year-old Jackie Rosas of California saw something disturbing on a blog she follows regularly, she didn't just feel worried for a minute, then click over to a new site. Rosas took action, and that helped save the life of a teenager she'd never even met.

It's a pretty amazing story. Rosas was able to help authorities track down the identity of the 16-year-old girl who made a suicidal threat on her Tumblr blog, even though they only knew her first name. 

Did you hear? LeAnn Rimes sent Brandi Glanville flowers for Mother's Day! Dawww ... Maybe we're on the brink of a reconCibriation between those two. It was the perfect gesture from LeAnn, following Brandi declaring a Twitter truce with her. Or, I don't know if I'd call it a truce so much as a detente. Anyway, Brandi said she was going to stop all the Twitter drama with LeAnn.

Except ... Brandi just couldn't take LeAnn's flower gesture at face value and be gracious about it. She tweeted, "I thanked @leannrimes on twitter4 my flowers. Our relationship is that we still dont even say hi at baseball. I dont have her number-thats it." Wow, the back-handed thank-you. Well played, Brandi. Well played. (Golf clap) LeAnn tweeted that Brandi never actually thanked her, not that that's why she sent the flowers -- and then she deleted that tweet. Anyway, here's how Brandi could have responded instead.

Out of the billion funny autocorrect fails floating around the Internet, my favorites are the ones between someone and their mom or dad. I don't know, there's just an extra awesome element of humor going on with those, especially when the parents get all worked up over the communication gone wrong.

Well, if you've ever laughed at the unintentional hilarity of an accidental text between a kid and their parents, you've GOT to see this diabolical prank comedian Nathan Fielder asked his Twitter followers to take part in. Not only did he get plenty of folks who were willing to scare the living bejesus out of their folks in the name of a joke ... they shared screenshots of the amazing results.