Facebook is offering a whole new way to overshare. Thankfully, it has nothing to do with your relationship status, whether (or not) you're expecting a baby, or allowing us to write 1,000-word status updates. Instead, starting today, you can post on your timeline that you're an organ donor, and Facebook will help you sign up with official organ donor registries.

Incredible! Might this mean that Mark Zuckerberg actually wants to use his power for good -- not just evil world domination?! Guess so. But it sounds like we have two other people to thank even more so, being that Zuck's big organ donation idea was supposedly inspired by his med student long-time GF Priscilla Chan and the late Steve Jobs, whose life was extended by years following a liver transplant. Now he's telling ABC News that "even one individual can have an outsized impact on the challenges facing another, and on the world."

If there was ever a case for parents discussing and deciding a child’s religious upbringing BEFORE the child is born, this is it: A Tennessee mother, Lauren Jarrell, faces criminal contempt-of-court charges and possible jail time for baptizing her two children, ages 4 and 6, without the knowledge or consent of her ex-husband, Emmett Blake Jarrell.

The mother knew that the father did not want the children baptized until they were old enough to fully appreciate the significance of baptism, but she blatantly disobeyed a court order and did it anyway. Apparently, this was an issue with the couple from the start, as they had consulted a minister about it before they were even married. Is it any wonder the father did not sit back and take this lightly?

As if there aren’t enough factors on the line when it comes to taking naked self-portraits, one more has cropped up in the news. A really vindictive thief at a city bar in eastern Sweden swiped an unsuspecting 21-year-old woman’s cellphone from her back pocket, which is criminal in and of itself. But, upon discovering that she had stored pics of herself in the buff—and didn’t password protect them—the pickpocketing jerk posted the photos to the victim’s own Facebook page. 

You might not have caught it, but this past weekend, there was a ton of buzz about a freaky app recently pulled from the iOS App Store called Girls Around Me. Long story short, the app -- developed and later pulled by a Moscow-based company called i-Free -- mashed up publicly available Facebook and Foursquare data and displayed it on a map for users to track/research women checked in nearby. In other words, if you're kinda careless or lazy about your privacy settings on either Facebook or Foursquare, you could have very easily landed on some creeper's Girls Around Me map. They might have even been able to see your interests, college background, job, etc. aka whatever you share on your Facebook profile publicly.

Yeah, it sounds totally sketch, and on one hand, it's a huge relief that the app is no longer available for download. (i-Free pulled it themselves.) But on the other hand, I can't help but wonder ... Why are people so weirded out by this?

Schools should not be providing condoms to middle schoolers. This seems obvious, no? But not everyone agrees, it seems.

A school committee in Springfield, Massachusetts approved a policy that would make condoms available to kids over the age of 12 as part of a comprehensive reproductive health policy to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy.

That is one hell of a school supply. Can you imagine this popping up on your school’s “wish list” items? I wonder, will they have to ask the school nurse for condoms? Or maybe they will put them in one of those neat little dispensers in the boys' bathroom.

There is a lot of controversy over whether little girls should be allowed to wear bikinis, or if bikinis should even be made for little girls, period. But for me, it has never been much of a heated topic.

I have two little girls, ages 4 and 6, and I have put them in bikinis since they were babies. We are not a bikini exclusive household, mind you. They also wear one-piece bathing suits and I also only buy the girls age appropriate and size appropriate bikinis. But still, they do wear two-piece suits. What's the big deal?

It's nerve-racking enough to think about your boss looking at your Facebook profile (what if he/she doesn't think that photo of your dog wearing a sweater is as funny as you do?). But now comes news of a trend that's even more alarming: Some employers are actually asking their employees for their Facebook passwords so they can have unlimited access to their accounts. The practice is most common among potential employers and colleges requiring such information from applicants. But there's one report of an employee at the Maryland Department of Corrections who was asked for his password after working there for several years, and, likely, there are others.

Can you imagine having to hand over such private information? My blood is boiling at the very thought!

"What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum!"

So begins the greatly entertaining Amazon product description for this 55-gallon container of water-based lubricant that you can purchase for a mere $1,500 (currently on sale from $2,750!). The actual product info is funny enough, but the customer reviews are, if you'll excuse the term, the real money shot.

It's the sort of thing I'd post on Facebook for a laugh, and that's exactly what Nick Bergus did. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line someone—presumably Amazon—took the joke seriously, and turned his post into a sponsored story.

In other words, Nick Bergus is now the unwilling spokesperson for a giant tub of lube. Oh, FACEBOOK.