(You weren't really expecting me to call you "Yeezus," were you, bro?) Look, I get that you have a lot to say, and Imma let you finish, cause being a nice guy is kind of my thing, but ... frankly, we have a few issues to straighten out here. First of all, that guy you're dressing up in my clothes and bringing up onstage with you? Dude looks nothing like me. And can you please stop calling him "white Jesus"? Why you gotta make it a race thing, man? I mean, I could be purple Jesus if I felt like it. Barney Christ, ha! I'm GOD, yo.
Which brings me to another little problem -- can you, like, STOP calling yourself God? I don't go around calling myself Kanye, and I'm pretty sure if I did, you'd have my ass in court in no time. You know, it's like I've been trying to tell people for centuries: Do unto others. Why is that so hard for y'all to understand??
Then there's that song you wrote about me, "Jesus Walks."