Every time a singer's voice is autotuned, a super-cute kitten dies. Okay, fine, might be a little dramatic, but haven't you ever wondered what was really underneath all those adjusted pitches? Wonder no more! But be forewarned: It's pretty frightening. Britney Spears' unedited version of "Alien" has been released, and I'm not sure if my ears will ever recover.
It's just bad.
All right, all right, Britney has never been known for her amazing vocal skills. She's an entertainer and dancer first and foremost and has never pretended that she could sing "O Mio Babbino Caro," but it must be so devastating for the struggling artists out there who have actual talent and can't make a dime off of it.
You'll want to hear this for yourself, obviously.