Hey baby, it's cold outside! Polar vortexes will do that to the weather, I suppose. Since misery loves company, I can't even imagine the number of texts flying around the country of people kibitzing about the cold.
More from The Stir: 6 Awkward & Hysterical Autocorrect Fails Sent to the Boss (PHOTOS)
Of course, typing with numb fingers isn't easy, as evidenced by some pretty hilarious autocorrect fails.
Here are seven awesome mis-texts about the cold weather.
Image via damnyouautocorrect.com
I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program