Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards isn't getting along with Marisa Zanuck. We think. Why do we think this? Because the ladies got into a glossy hair-pulling cat fight in front of Alene Too recently. Just kidding. Kyle replaced Marisa's vial of Botox with pudding. Just kidding! Kyle unfollowed Marissa on Twitter.
Marisa, who seemed to be one of Kyle's best friends, shared this shocking news with the world via, what else, Twitter. Zanuck tweeted: "Kyle Richards unfollowed me!!!! Guess we aren't friends anymore..." Then when a fan asked why, Marisa wrote: "Who knows??? My sister always said she wasn't my true friend but I always wanted to believe otherwise!!"
Kyle has since followed Marissa back, so don't worry, guys, all's right in the Hills of Beverly. But can we take a moment to reflect here? These days, when you break up with a friend or a lovah, there are 34 steps involved, thanks to social media. It's kinda wack.
In the days of yore, you just needed to hang up the phone with someone and hope you didn't run into them at the dollar cineplex or the apothecary in order to be done. Now, you've got to unfollow, unfriend, delete phone numbers, etc. And with each step, the other person notices, and it makes the whole thing all the more dramatic and drawn out. It's exhausting. There's no such thing as a clean break anymore.
Who knows what happened with Kyle and Marissa. Maybe it was an accident. Maybe Kyle just didn't feel like following Marissa anymore and was hoping Marissa wouldn't notice (ha! fat chance). But something is clearly rotten in the state of Denmark. Unfollowing someone on Twitter? Christ, why don't you just take out a gun and shoot her, Kyle?
Have you ever been unfollowed/unfriended by someone you thought was your friend?
Image via Pacific Coast News