I don't know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something, I immediately do it. It's a sickness, I swear to God. Because I can't think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn't live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.
So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn't google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort? Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that's why.
Keep reading ... IF YOU DARE.
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Now that I've included that dire disclaimer, let me go ahead and assure you I'm not including anything here that's gory or insanely horrific. No gruesome car crashes or repulsive sexual acts are featured here, okay? That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google's search box:
What sorts of Google searches have you immediately regretted?
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