Dumb Teen Robs a Bank & Then Posts a Video About It on YouTube (VIDEO)

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Remember how there used to be a time when people would commit crimes and then, like, try to cover them up? Well, those days appear to be rapidly fading away, especially with teens. They post pretty much anything to Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube. Doesn't seem to matter if it's illegal. Well, the good thing about combining a dumb narcissistic teen criminal and technology is that it makes the cops' jobs a lot easier. Nineteen-year-old Hannah Sabata, who I'm going to take a wild guess and say isn't a Mensa member, was arrested after posting a video of herself on YouTube in which she admits to robbing a bank. Just to make things even easier for law enforcement, she titled it, "Chick bank robber." Thanks, Hannah! All that was missing was for her to walk into the police station herself.

Hannah sits on the floor of what appears to be a bedroom, flashing drugs in front of the camera and holding a series of flashcards detailing how she robbed a Nebraska bank and stole a car. She holds up a big wad of cash in front of the camera and flashes a sign saying:

I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow I’m going for a shopping spree.

This chick got into college?!! Guess Hannah didn't take "Common Sense 101." Scarily, Hannah is apparently a mother, and complains that the state took away her baby. This video will surely help matters, Hannah. That's sarcasm, though I'm guessing you probably wouldn't know that.

Hannah has been arrested and charged with robbery. The prosecution reportedly intends to use the video in court. Oh yeah, one more thing. You'd think it would be difficult for a video about a blonde teen girl bank robber to be boring -- but the video is yawn-inducing. I guess I could see if she did all of this for some kind of bank robber classic like Bonnie & Clyde. But this grainy, jumpy video that takes forever to get to the point? Not so much.

It's clear that the present generation just can't do anything without letting the world know about it. In the case of crime, that's a good thing. Keep it up, kids. We want to see your stupid crime videos. Jail awaits!

Check out Hannah's video, posted under Jelle Beanie, here. The comments are pretty funny too. How dumb is this girl?


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Jaime Swift Sundin

I cant even watch the video she is just too stupid.

Shandi80 Shandi80

I got through a minute of it and my only though is how sad I am for her. She probably never had hugs as a child.

nonmember avatar kaerae

@Shandi - What she got as a child was infected with HIV. So why don't you not pretend you know her or like she's some spoiled little princess. She had her future taken away from her and now doesn't give a crap. They took her baby away in Nebraska, claiming that she didn't take her HIV meds, but really it is just this state's ignorance and prejudice about the disease.

miche... michellerobenee

"This chick got into college?!"  My thoughts exactly.


Oh, and see, she wrote things the right way so thay would come up backwards....to throw the cops off :)

Rebec... Rebecca75

What a winner! NOT. This is one stupid bitch!

Shandi80 Shandi80

Kaerae, you obviously know this person, but why are you offended that I'm showing love towards a complete (and clearly disturbed) stranger? Furthermore, I was simply speculating on a situation I have no part of, and while I don't particularly feel "sorry" for her, I do feel sorry for you because you seem like a very hateful, angry person. Lastly, maybe we should feel pity toward her since NO CHILD deserves to be infected with HIV. I'm not sure what you were trying to prove with your comment, but I do have a question for you..have you taken your pills today? And if you have, maybe you should go hug a tree and meditate for awhile. It might ease your anger. Shandi out.

nonmember avatar Michelle

She should have bought a better camera with her stilen money....music was horrible. She clearly isn't the brightest bulb. It's very tragic if she does have HIV but that isn't a light matter when pregnant. I hope the baby wasn't infected and from the video she hardly seems like the motherly type.

nonmember avatar roger dodger

Ya, shes so smart shes going to have some fat jailhouse mommas taking turns with her being their new beeeitch.

Megan Fuller

She put hello backwards lol. Also You dont have to pay back Finacial Aid so maybe she doesnt go to college lol. Also Im not surprised they took her kid away and she obviously doesnt want the kids back doing drugs (for the world to see no less) stealing cars robbing banks and then bragging about it (poorly at that) Who would give a kid to this person freaking crazy!

Linda Hall

Honestly...if she was HIV positive and got pregnant then she was having unprotected sex and I really have no pitty for this girl. That being said, what an idiot! She's obviously very "special", hope she can make her point while she's locked up with other idiots like her!!!!

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