Kim Kardashian Deserves Twitter Attack for Joke of a Marriage

kim kardashian and kris humphries days before divorceEven people without power, heat, or Wi-Fi thanks to the "Snowtober" storm know by now: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting divorced. And as with any other pop culture disaster phenomenon, the news has spread like wildfire all over the web, creating trends on Twitter like, "#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage." Bahahaha. Leave it to the tweet addicts to come up with a hashtag game with a major sense of humor!

Why shouldn't we have fun at the expense of these two? They're not even a joke just in the reality TV show sense (like The Real Housewives or Jersey Shore). They've made a mockery of marriage, and for that, they should be punished by snark galore online.


Here, some of the best tweets out there about the bust-up ...

  1. "#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Lindsay Lohan's line of cocaine." -@ArryPottah
  2. "that pause after dora the explorer asks you a question #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage." - @heyluns
  3. "It looks like the #thingslongerthankimsmarriage trending topic will last longer than Kim's marriage. Crying shame." -@ItsMeFletch
  4. "#kimkardashian: her mom Kris Jenner's book comes out 2day! Perfect publicity timing!" -@BonnieFuller
  5. "#KimKardashian&KrisHumphriesTeachUs--You can spend $10 million on a WEDDING but have a 10 cents MARRIAGE." -@edeweysmith
  6. "Ways to spend $10,000,000. Get married for 72 days or give a full life to 720,000 African children #kimkardashian." -@mattbarthow
  7. "Wait!!! So the news lady just said the life span of SEA MONKEYS lasts longer than #kimkardashianmarriage Lmao!!!" -@LuvliTori
  8. "Today chipotle line was longer than #Kimkardashianmarriage" -@LeoDaTattman

Too funny ... and sadly, also too true. I gotta say, sometimes the Internet seems like a playground for people to be incredibly uninhibited and MEAN. Something about hiding behind your laptop, iPad, smartphone, etc. seems to make people downright nasty. But in this case, I say, the horns can and SHOULD be coming out all over social media forums. After all, these days, it is our best way to cope with something as harrowing as this ridiculous union!

What's the funniest thing you've seen on the web about Kim's divorce?

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