A world without Gilly, Dooneese Maharelle, and the Target Lady. Oh, say it ain't so.

Kristen Wiig had a hard time holding back the tears as she wrapped her final Saturday Night Live episode on May 19. And so did her fans. Without her crazy, high-energy scene-stealers, it just won't be as worth tuning in every week, will it?

There's one fewer sex offender on the streets thanks to this New York mom. The 41-year-old (who has remained anonymous) was walking down a busy street with her 10-year-old daughter and 7-year-old son when a man passed them. Suddenly her daughter said, "Mommy, that man touched me!"

Ugh. Can you imagine the chill that would run through your spine if you heard that? And it gets worse. When the mother asked her where, the girl pointed to her crotch -- and then up the rest of her torso.

That was when the mom quickly whipped out her cellphone, boldly followed the man, and snapped a picture of him. Then she took that image straight to the nearest precinct.

Khloe Kardashian Odom is arguably the most likable Kardashian. She just seems to have a good head on her shoulders, be the most down-to-earth, and it's rare for her to come off sounding brainless or egomaniacal (yes, unlike some of her relatives!). That's why it's actually kind of exciting to hear that she did a sit-down interview with E! News' David Burtka that airs tonight.

'Course some of the one-on-one has been leaked ahead of time, and it sounds like Khloe got personal with Burtka, describing some of her darkest moments and saying that not only was she "called fat all the time" in the past, but to this day, she's "called the fat sister ... the ugliest Kardashian." But she doesn't need our pity.

Oh, thank the fertility gods! A brave soul -- who is none other than rock star Pink -- has dared to reveal that, during her pregnancy, she didn't feel like a sunset, a princess, nor a blossoming flower. Nope. Pink says she felt like "a mess." 

I'm sooo happy to hear this. Listen to the sister:

I thought I’d feel like a goddess. They sell you on that … like you’ll never feel more feminine. Really, I just felt like a mess ... I gained 55 pounds. I think my baby may be part cheesecake.

Charlize Theron has finally gone public with the adorable new man in her life -- her adopted son, Jackson. Theron was photographed with the tot in France, and they're both wearing loose-knit, blue-hued sweaters. Cute!

In the May issue of UK's Vogue, Charlize says:

I've always been very honest in saying I wanted a family. I've always known I wanted a family. I don't think my mom could wait anymore!

Hm, who is Charlize talking to? Who was she "very honest" with? Could it have been her ex-boyfriend, Stuart Townsend? Hmm?

Imagine you are in trouble, you need help, and along comes ... some hot celebrity! Why is this happening to everyone but me? First, Ryan Gosling saved some woman from being hit by a car. Then, Patrick Dempsey rushed to the rescue of a guy hurt in a car. Now, a guy has a seizure, and guess who saves him? Mila Kunis!

The 50-year-old man, who was working in Mila's house when he fell ill, must have been totally stoked to have cute little Mila rush to his side. Well, no. No, of course he wasn't! Because he passed out and bit his tongue and was bleeding! That is so NOT hot.

J. Lo's butt is 50% juicer than Cameron Diaz's
Who says your ass has to be teeny, tight, and toned to be beautiful? There's a billion different ways to be beautiful. Amirite? Let's hear it for the ladies who've got a bit of somethin' somethin' going on back there. They make all of us love our own bodies more. Hooray for real real curves on real women.

 Here are our five favorite celebs with curves going all the way down. These women have the kind of confidence we love -- the confidence that says "Here I am, all of me, and I'm luscious!"

No question, some days feel like a marathon when you're a mother. Starting early and ending late is the name of the game. But my busiest day (and probably yours) pales in comparison to Monica's. She's a cast member of Mamma Mia on Broadway, and a typical Saturday for her starts at 6:30 am and ends close to midnight. And that's not just wake-up to bedtime, that's active time!