Okay, where to start? Seriously, that season finale was bonkers. Not just one bombshell, but three -- or four -- or something? I lost count.

Deep breath.

The most important thing to know is that this whole David Clarke/Grayson Global conspiracy goes beyond the Graysons. It's bigger than them. There's some other more powerful, scarier entity out there. What's more, two of the main Revenge characters may be dead! Um, in case it's not obvious, SPOILER ALERT.

Here's something I never though I'd say about a Jersey Shore star—especially one who refers to himself as The Situation—but I'm actually really impressed with Mike Sorrentino.

In his first interview since completing rehab for a prescription medication addiction, Sorrentino sounds like a very different dude from the hard-partying meathead who once proudly described himself as someone who "looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off."

He comes across as more humble, for one thing (that was overdue)—but most of all, he sounds completely and totally human in his fight to stay sober.

I don't know what the producers of Sister Wives are thinking.

So far this season has been all about how Christine resents Robyn and is getting more and more disgusted with Kody and how having sister wives is really "hard work" and blah blah jealousy blah ...

And they still haven't brought up the time Janelle left Kody (and Meri, and Christine)?!

Janelle's passages in the family's new book Becoming Sister Wives is the first I ever heard about this split, which occurred before the reality show started filming (during the eighth year of Janelle's marriage to Kody).

Poor woman.

She'd just given birth to her fifth child, Gabriel, and was suffering from "horrible postpartum depression."

This past season of Dancing With the Stars had to be about the best yet -- hands down. It was interesting, entertaining, and there was true competition between the contestants in the ballroom for sure. Between Donald Driver's big win, Katherine Jenkins' natural talent, and William Levy's sexy dance moves, the only way season 14 can possibly be topped is if producers pick the perfect cast for the upcoming All-Star season. And if they're smart, they'll add at least one Kardashian into the mix.

Honestly, how can you have a Dancing With the Stars All-Star edition without Kim Kardashian or her brother Rob Kardashian coming back to shake it one more time? The show needs an added element of drama to really draw viewers in -- and nobody is more dramatic than the Kardashian crew.

Tonight's Dancing With the Stars finale was nothing less than bittersweet, for the sheer reason that I've actually found myself looking forward to watching the show for once. Usually I power through the performances because nothing else is on, but season 14 was different.

This time, there was real honest-to-God talent, and I would've been happy no matter which of the three finalists won the trophy -- because Donald Driver, Katherine Jenkins, and William Levy all deserved it equally. And I'm really going to miss seeing all of them dance every Monday and Tuesday night.

But aside from who actually won DWTS, by far, the best moment of the evening was when Len Goodman stood up and got his fist pump on during Kelly Clarkson's performance.

The folks behind Glee certainly know how to pack a lot into an hour! The Fox hit's season three finale was an hour later than usual because of American Idol, but this was a goodbye episode worth waiting for. We had graduations, breakups, and some confessions that even the Gleekiest of Gleeks couldn't see coming.

There was a lot coming at us. And now we've got a whole summer to figure out what that cliffhanger means. So how about revisiting five of the biggest moments of the night to see if we've got a handle on them?

Spoiler alert! The Glee season finale, "Goodbye," is fast approaching! Like TONIGHT, people!

But, oh, wait, you knew that already. Right. Well, they won nationals, Rachel & Finn found love while others lost loves, Coach Sylvester overdosed on gummies, Quinn survived a car accident, they made it through prom and anti-prom, the entire crew sang for Whitney Houston, and they did it all with almost impeccable style.

Everything about this past season of Glee had a gleek jumping for joy -- except the really bad fashion choices. So before Glee Season 4 begins and some of our favorites get ready for graduation, let's vow to never, ever make these kind of mistakes ever again.

You hear me, McKinley High?

Are you as excited as we are for the season finale of Glee?

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So, I'm a little blown away by the series finale of House. The SERIES FINALE!! I thought I was ready, I really did, but I just wasn't ready at all. Not at all. Phew, deep breath.

Anyway, heartsick as I am over the end of Hugh Laurie's reign as the coolest doctor in TV history, I will admit that I'm pretty much more or less happy with the way the last episode (titled "Everybody Dies," btw) went down.

Or at least okay with it. At first I thought I wasn't! At first I was like, Are you effing kidding me?! This can't happen! But then ... SPOILER ALERT ... seriously, stop reading if you don't want to know what happened ...