If I had a magic genie who granted my every wish, you know what I'd ask for? Really great hair. What's that, you say? Not a wish you would make? Well, picture this: hair ready to style when you get out of the shower, frizz-free, expertly colored, and curled thick tresses. Or perhaps a picture-perfect bob full of volume. Yeah, now you see what I'm talking about! A girl can really dream, huh?

Yesterday, I was perusing the hair dye section of the drugstore, and I couldn't help but notice just how many of the models on the box have the perfect haircut and color. Every look on every package was a cut I wanted to try. The only thing holding me back is, which one should I do first?

They've been pretty coy about their romance thus far, but it's getting harder and harder for Kim Kardashian & Kanye West to hide the fact that they're a couple. They are practically inseparable these days, and this week they're living the high life over in France.

Kim & Kanye make a pretty cute duo, but after seeing this photo of them taken on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, my first reaction was, "What the heck?" Is it just me, or do they look like they're getting ready to perform in some sort of Vegas variety show instead of rubbing elbows with the rich and famous in the south of France?

You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand why people love Uggs. They're comfy, cozy, require minimal effort to put on and take off. I get it. But when it comes to your wedding day, are they really the shoes you're going to want to wear when you say your vows? Apparently, those fuzzy material-lovin' Australians are positive that for some brides, the answer to this question is a resounding "YES!" Otherwise, there's no way they would have actually released their brand new wedding Uggs, which they're promoting with the tagline, "Your wedding just got cozier."

Although some bloggers are quick to call it the "worst idea ever" (ha), I guess there's nothing wrong with brides having one more footwear option on their Big Day. Here, five more bridal footwear options for your trek down the aisle that may be "unique" but aren't necessarily as Ugg-ly ...

Psst! One of your cast mates is on the list!We all love to hate on some Housewives fashion. Whether they're walking their dogs in the neighborhood or throwing themselves one helluva baby shower, the ladies always seem to dress absolutely ridiculously. We've learned from the series that it doesn't matter if you're from Atlanta or Beverly Hills, bad style is bad style.

Let's take a look at 5 of the worst fashion fails across Housewives history and collectively ask ourselves: What the hell were they thinking?

Being a celebrity definitely has its ups and downs, but something tells me it doesn't exactly suck to be Kristen Stewart. People are completely enamored with her no matter what she does & says, not to mention what she wears.

For the Cannes Film Festival, Kristen showed up in this skinny pair of yellow & blue Balenciaga pants, paired with simple black pumps, a white cami, and a chic black jacket. Does she look like a major movie star or what? And of course, the sunglasses only add to her A-list status. (Ohhh that Kristen -- she's just so mysterious!)

How many tattoos would you say Lea Michele has. One? Two? Five? The Glee star went on David Letterman last night in a cleavage-happy dress and disclosed to a drooling Dave that she's got way more than just five. Lea says that tattoos are kind of like her family pastime; instead of hiding eggs on Easter, they head to the tattoo shop to all get inked. A family that tats together, stays together maybe?

So. Just how many permanent little marks does Lea have in total?

I've thought for a while now that there's been a decided lack of phallus on my pants. I didn't say in my pants, thankyouverymuch, I said on my pants. There just aren't a lot of fabrics out there that have penises on them, I guess, because my search for a Trouser Snake tank top, a Shlong Skirt, or, of course, a Dicky dickey has been fruitless for years. But my wait, and yours, is over. Finally there's now a pair of leggings with different colored penises all over them. Big ones, small ones, black ones, white ones, curved ones, straight ones ... they're everything you hoped for, and then some.

And at $152, they're worth every penis. Every penny! I meant to say they're worth every penny.

So you know that whole see-through skirt trend? Rihanna took it to the next level last Thursday when she wore, well, see-through everything. The attention-grabbing singer was in Santa Monica and Instagrammed a photo of herself getting ready for dinner at a nice Italian place, Giorgio Baldi, and never one to miss an opportunity to wear as little clothing as possible, RiRi wore a bandeau bra, a transparent skirt, and nothing else except some slinky jewelry.

So, what do you think. Has this transparent trend gone too far, or what?