Ian Somerhalder is one clever boy. As the rumors about him starring as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie continue to swirl, the actor is doing everything in his power to stoke the fire and capitalize on the buzz. To that end, the actor shared some vague musings on Twitter, which fans can't help but interpret as a sign he's totally going to play the sexy millionaire.

What musings, say you? THESE MUSINGS:

Turns out Catherine Giudici didn't just walk away with Sean Lowe on season 17 of The Bachelor. She also got a new bestie. Desiree Hartsock may have been the competition, but that didn't stop the women from growing close. Now that Des is getting ready to find her own Mr. Right (or, more likely, Mr. Right Now), Catherine knows exactly the kind of man she needs. The perfect guy for her is ...

Guys, I'm a little concerned about Morgan Freeman. I think he's maybe working too hard these days, which wouldn't be a big surprise considering the fact that he's got something like six films releasing in 2013 and two that are currently filming. Or maybe he's feeling his age -- at 75, it can't be easy to be doing a bunch of press tours. Whatever's going on, he clearly needs a little downtime to catch up on his sleep, because on Wednesday morning, he conked out during an interview for his new film Now You See Me.

A LIVE interview. Not that Freeman was looking very lively. In fact, while his costar Michael Caine shouldered the burden of animatedly discussing the movie, Freeman slumped into an all-out snoozefest while cameras were rolling.

Can you imagine how it would feel to have complete strangers question whether or not your children were, in fact, your children? I can. In fact, I don't have to imagine what it would feel like, because as the mother of two biracial children, I know. I know how it feels, for example, to have someone I've never met approach me in a grocery store and say of the daughter I gave birth to weeks before: "She's absolutely adorable! Where did you get her?" (Why, just down the street at the Cute Asian Baby Store, of course! They're even having a sale!)

Thankfully, the experiences I've had along these lines have been more annoying than anything else. Nothing like the terrifying episode Virginia parents Joseph and Keana (last names withheld) recently went through.

Joseph, who is white, and Keana, who is African-American, were out running errands one day with their three young daughters -- just your average family outing. Until they got home, that is, to find a police officer waiting for them.

Justin Bieber has been sued plenty of times, but now he's turning the legal tables and threatening lawsuits of his own. The unlikely targets: his party guests.

According to TMZ, Bieber's people have come up with contracts that all guests must sign before entering his Calabasas, Calif., home. Anyone who talks about, tweets about, or otherwise shares anything that happens inside, including the "physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of Bieber or the guests, will be sued for $5 million. He's not messing around.

The Australian supermodel parted ways with Victoria's Secret last month but we've just seen more of Miranda Kerr than ever.

On a photo shoot for Kerr's skincare line, Kora Organics, the 30-year-old was wearing a gauzy, off-the-shoulder black sweater dress that was, apparently, no match for the blustery Miami weather. Down it came -- and she wasn't wearing a bra underneath, either!!

Paparazzi caught the double nip slip before assistants rushed to cover her up. Kerr certainly seemed surprised, although she's not exactly the bashful type. Last month she shared a topless photo of herself in the surf -- with her arms kind of hiding the goods -- from another Kora photo shoot. Hmmm...

If anyone out there is a fan of Game of Thrones (and I know there are plenty of you), you're well aware that the show is just as famous for its intriguing storylines, complex characters, and plot twists as it is for its ... um, violence and nudity.

There can be so much, in fact, that this show should never be watched with one's parents. Ah, the joy of HBO shows. Still, it was kind of shocking, after what we've seen the last three seasons, to hear that one of the stars has refused to do any more nude scenes in Game of Thrones.

Sadly for us, we don't know which star it is! But we've got a few guesses. And though we can't help but respect an actress who knows her boundaries -- this is kind of hard to say, but without all the violence and sex, the show just wouldn't be the same.

A man caught molesting a girl on camera was allowed to go free. Surveillance video from a Disney cruise ship caught crew member Milton Braganza following an 11-year-old girl into an elevator and hovering close by her for a few moments. You can't tell what exactly he's doing, but it definitely looks creepy. The girl, with her grandmother, accused Braganza of fondling her breasts and forcibly kissing her. What a terrifying incident for a young girl!

Braganza eventually confessed to molesting the girl, but there were no charges. Instead, after an investigation by Bahamian police, Disney paid to fly him home. We can only hope they also fired him. But the reason why he wasn't arrested sure looks shady.