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    Finding the right time to tell the man in your life that you're pregnant isn't always easy. That's probably why Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy to Scott Disick while she was sitting on the floor of the closet packing.

    I mean, sometimes blurting it right out spontaneously is the best way to go -- though to say Kourt caught Scott off-guard is the understatement of the year.

    You guys? He was totally blown away and had exactly NOTHING to say to Kourt.

    Check it out.

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    Have you ever noticed the ridiculous names for nail polish colors? I guess if you're selling 45 different shades of pink, you have to get creative. Or punchy. I would LOVE to meet the people who come up with these monikers -- they must be a hoot. That or the lacquer fumes are going to their heads.

    We could spend all day giggling over the wacky flights of fancy we find on the bottoms of polish bottles. But here are 10 of our favorite funny nail color names.

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    You know the drill. Pucker those lips and snap. Then scrunch your nose, lower the chin, and snap again. Then, just for good measure, stick your tongue out as far as humanly possible and snap once more. It's a selfie, y'all! And it's taking over the world. And parents, when you see your teens making absurdly disfigured faces at their cellphones, that's exactly what they're doing. And one dad decided to document the precious moment when he caught his teen daughter taking selfies in the backseat of the car.

    Then, like any righteous person, he posted it to YouTube and we're blessed with the entire hilarious clip. Take a look and see how perfectly she executes each and every single look:

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    Kim Kardashian will be guest starring on a sitcom, and it's probably the last one you'd expect. It's 2 Broke Girls, which is about two women who are as far from KK as you could possibly expect -- two financially challenged waitresses. As we know, Kim has never really been broke, and certainly not since KUWTK became a hit show. Now, she's about as far from broke as you could imagine. So I'm guessing she will NOT play one of their also-broke friends.

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    This is not one of the classic moments you think of when you picture your wedding. And yet, it is so very, very perfect. A newlywed groom photographed his "drunk wife trying to order Taco Bell after the reception." At the drive-through. On foot. It's a photo so winning it went viral instantly and nabbed a million views in just one day.

    No one, I mean no one, has ever looked more like a glowing Disney princess while ordering Taco Bell. I think that groom just fell even more deeply in love than he was before. And you know what? This makes for a beautiful start to their lives together -- seriously!

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    After enduring months of planning, family drama, negotiations with vendors, dress fittings, and all other manner of high points and headaches, it's no surprise if a bride's head is spinning by the time her wedding day actually arrives. Hence why it is imperative that loved ones do everything they can to help her relax and enjoy the special occasion. Unfortunately, that's rarely how it plays out!

    Whether it's due to nerves or simply a lack of filter, people have a way of aiming inappropriate remarks and questions at the bride on her Big Day.

    Maybe you're a guest in need of a tip or two, or you were that besieged bride and could use a laugh! Either way, here are 10 things never to say to a bride:

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    Sssshhhhh ... don't tell anyone ... but my four-year-old son is a mad humper. Seriously, he has Ron Jeremy-like stamina. I would be willing to bribe him with a freaking candy store to make him stop at this point. His horrifying habit makes me doubt the name I lovingly gave him at birth. Alexxx James sounds like a pornstar moniker to me now. What's a mom to do?

    I am not exaggerating. He breaks into a sweat. His eyes roll back in his head at times. He goes at it on the couch, in his bed ... even the floor if he gets the urge. And my pediatrician says I need to ignore his mad humping so I don't ruin his sexuality forever. No pressure!

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    The Emmy Awards are coming up on Monday, and we can look forward to lots of TV stars getting the recognition celebrities so rarely get in today's society, what with everyone totally preoccupied by what the Federal Reserve is doing and the plight of the Atossa fritillary butterfly (almost extinct, as we all know!). Thank goodness there is a place where unsung TV stars can finally get some attention, sheesh! Of course, I am joking. Celebs get plenty of attention and far too many of awards. But we keep watching because it's fun! And someone might give a really bad, humiliating speech and we can laugh about it. Like these. Here are eight most embarrassing Emmy speeches.

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    It's official that the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has taken over the planet -- at this point, who do you know who hasn't done it? And celebrities have joined it, with tons of them filming themselves pouring ice water over their heads to raise awareness and money for ALS, a devastating nerve cell disease. Robert Pattinson recently did a hilarious challenge -- and pretty hot, too, check out those abs under that soaking wet white T-shirt -- so it's only fair that Kristen Stewart (whom he did not nominate, boo) steps up next!

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    There is a new kind of food fight out there, married couples, and it doesn't involve the throwing of apples or oranges. It's "hanger." And it's real.

    Have you ever been with your husband at 2:00 in the afternoon on the weekend and all of a sudden, apropos of nothing, he's just PISSED?! For us it happens when we have fed the kids, but there is nothing left in the house for us to eat and both of us are too lazy to grab take out. Like clockwork, the Hulk makes an appearance.

    "WHY ARE THE LIGHTS ON AGAIN?!" my husband might scream out of nowhere, his usual polite demeanor becoming a distant memory, veins bulging in his neck, face red. If he were a cartoon, steam would be coming out of his ears. For years, I have wondered what was wrong with this man.

    Now I have an answer: He was "hangry."

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