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    Hey Girl, it's official: Ryan Gosling is over us. He has eyes for only one girl now -- and it's not Eva Mendes. The sexy star became a dad when girlfriend Eva Mendes gave birth to a daughter on Friday, September 12. We can just imagine how starry-eyed Gosling will be over his new baby girl.

    While we know that this is probably goodbye to "Hey Girl" forever, we think it's just the beginning of something even better ... "Hey Baby Girl." Because the only thing sexier than a hot guy is a hot dad.

    Here are all the things Baby Daddy Ryan Gosling will be saying to the new girl in his life. He's going to be such a great dad. And hell yeah, he's hot. Check out photo #5 -- and we love #10!

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    I always feel a little bit bad about watching prank videos of people getting the crap scared out of them ... but then I laugh and laugh, and somehow the guilt subsides. I'm sure karma will someday bite me in the hiney here, and I'll be on the other side of the camera for one of these, but today I'll just enjoy this fantastic Mortal Kombat elevator prank for all its gloriousness.

    FouseyTUBE's latest YouTube prank involves dressing up like one of the street fighters from the video game Mortal Kombat -- face mask and all -- and pretending to attack unsuspecting elevator riders. There's a soundtrack and everything, with the voice-overs from the game, including that ominous one, "Finish him!"

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    Plenty of us fall into the trap of letting our diet and exercise plans fall to the wayside over the summer, you know, because every time you turn around, there's another cookout happening with all sorts of yummy food and beverages.

    It's perfectly normal to pack on a few extra pounds what with all the extra partying going on, but would you believe Khloe Kardashian blames Kourtney Kardashian for her weight gain, not the effect summertime typically has on waistlines?

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    I got frustrated with my Fitbit recently when it recorded a gut-busting hour-long cross-training workout as "three very active minutes." If the Fitbit people are taking feature requests, I'd like to see an update that allows you to carefully fine-tune its definition of very active by telling it to eat a bag of dicks.

    Anyway, this made me think how there are certain parenting activities that seem WAY more physically challenging than they actually are. Like if you bothered to enter them in a fitness/meal-tracking app, you'd probably learn that you burned the caloric equivalent of one slice of cucumber (no peel), but at the time, they feel as exhausting as running a marathon. Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.

    For instance:

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    Some things are so bad they're good. Take this completely botched rendition of "Let It Go" from Disney's mega hit movie Frozen. I know, I know, we're all sick of this song by now, but that's only because you havne't heard Ellen DeGeneres and Kristen Wiig completely butcher it yet.

    The two funny ladies sat down for an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres show this week, and the host admitted, "I'm probably one of the only human beings on this planet that doesn't know that song 'Let It Go.'"

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    Whether it's because they're feeling awkward or just plain old at a loss for words, people say some crazy things to newlyweds! It's almost as if, faced with a couple who has just vowed to spend the rest of their lives together, they can't stop themselves from delivering cliches about marriage up the wazoo! Many of them downright offensive, by the way.

    Granted, many times, people are speaking from their own (often negative) experience when spouting their kookiest gems, so maaaybe we need to give them a break.

    But if you're that loved one without a filter, maybe you could also use a tip! And if you're that newlywed barraged by inappropriate platitudes, you could probably use a laugh. Here are 10 things never to say to a newlywed. Take note, Aunt Edna!

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    Falling in love means losing ALL sense of logic. No, really. MRI scans have shown that a region of the brain essential to judgment, the brain's frontal cortex, shuts down when people fall in love, according to a study at University College London. Perhaps that's the excuse for these two crazy kids whose dangerous make-out session at a Louisiana State University football game has gone viral.

    Two unidentified, crazy-in-love birds (potentially under the influence of alcohol) got a bit carried away while kissing at a recent football game ... And ended up falling into the crowd. You just have to see it ...

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    Public restrooms. Just the thought of them makes us uncomfortable. They're a wasteland for graffiti, caked on pee, poop splatter, overflowing tampons ... you get the idea. They're universally disgusting.

    What's even harder than trying to get out of a public restroom without the sudden urge for a shower? Managing a child -- or, even worse, several children -- in said public restroom. They're vestibules for germs and grime ... and kids just don't get it. They thrive in this nasty environment, singeing their mom's every nerve with ease.

    Who hasn't delivered the killer evil mom stink eye to their kids behind closed stalls? Who hasn't yelled, "Get back here right now or I am telling the (Elf on the Shelf/Mensch on a Bench)!" The crazy things moms say in public restrooms to rein kids in are comical.

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    A senior portrait featuring a dapper young man, his purrfectly content cat, and a pink-and-blue-straight-out-of-the-'80s laser background. What's so wrong with that? According to Schenectady High School in New York, the answer is ... uh, his loving tribute to his feline BFF may not be senior portrait-worthy. 

    Draven Rodriguez is petitioning school officials to use his laser cat photo as his senior portrait. School officials thus far say it can be included in the yearbook, but not as his graduation photo. Rodriguez launched a campaign to fight for his right for fluffy ... and it's gone viral. 

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    Feeling like October 12 is too long of a wait for the chilling moans of the undead to emanate from your television screen? Perhaps Z Nation can temporarily fill the Walking-Dead-shaped hole in your heart. If the simple fact that it's about zombies isn't enough to send you lunging for your DVR remote, let me go ahead and seal the deal: it's produced for the SyFy Channel by the Asylum, the studio behind Sharknado.

    Yes indeed, Z Nation promises to be a drama series of the very highest quality. I'm not entirely sure how they got Lost's Harold Perrineau on board (*rubs index finger against thumb while rolling eyes*), but based on the trailer, this just might be worth watching when it premieres tonight ... assuming you're the sort of person who can't resist when someone says, "Ew, smell this!"

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