I hope you had the tissues handy for this week's installment of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. Whyfore? Because the dark mirror in which we are forced to stare while contemplating the evils of our capitalist society took a time out for some heartbreak. Dorothy Wang was dumped by her first boyfriend, Cooper! Poor, poor, poor little rich girl. The girl is basically a woman, and she's just now having her heart broken for the first time. Luckily, her fast-talking bestie Morgan Stewart is there for her with some intense, accurate, and touching words of comfort and wisdom.
The breakup between Dorothy and Cooper wasn't unexpected -- by anyone! Cooper was really honest about his reservations about his new girlfriend to all of his friends. I mean, when a guy bails the day before your trip to China with your family, it's probably not a grrrreat sign as to relationship longevity.