Britney Spears is still smarting from her breakup with boyfriend David Lucado, aka The Dumbest Man in the World. David was not even fit to be the guy who fetches Brit water during concert breaks, but he somehow ended up sharing her company, bed, money, and life, and blew it all so he could make out with some other girl.
David needs to donate his brain to science so we can all study it and figure out how so much stupidity got packed into one head. Anyway, Brit, in a refreshing change from a lot of these female celebs, who just seem to take whatever their men dish out (lookin' at you, Selena, Tori, and Karrueche Tran), immediately kicked David back to whatever dull curb he came from. Go, Brit!