So you know what sounds like an awesome idea? A sport that's kind of like soccer, except it's played with giant medicine balls, and players get to use stun guns to electrically shock their opponents. Right? It's Ultimate Tazer Ball, man!
No! Not an awesome idea. Not even an acceptable idea. Are these guys out of their minds?
Apparently the three dudes who hatched this brilliant plan -- Leif Kellenberger, Erik Wunsch, and Eric Prumm -- wanted to invent a more "intriguing" sort of sporting event.
I don't know if "intriguing" is the word I'd choose to describe Ultimate Tazer Ball, but, you know. Semantics.
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