Dear Lady Who Cut Me Off in the Carpool Lane,

Seriously? What is the matter with you? I was waiting in that line for nearly half an hour and you thought you would just sidle your way in? There's this unwritten rule about lines that says: Wait at the end when you arrive. Also, there's a rule about cutting people off that says: Don't cut off people you will see at tomorrow's PTA meeting.

Did it not dawn on you how easily I could find out who you are? It's not like you did this on the highway ... we were going to the same place. I saw your kids get into your minivan, as you were a mere five feet in front of me!

Also, you have stickers of your entire family on your back windshield (which already makes me dislike you), so it wasn't like I needed to be David Caruso to put the pieces together.

In what's one of the more disturbing news stories of the day, three teens, ages 15 and 16, allegedly killed a volunteer soccer official after an amateur game recently. The official was 41-year-old father Richard Nieuwenhuizen, and according to the Globe and Mail, he "was doing what he loved: Watching his son play soccer and helping out his local club by running the touchline as a volunteer linesman." The three boys are set to appear before a judge on Thursday on charges of manslaughter after they allegedly seriously assaulted Nieuwenhuizen. They're, understandably, banned for life in their soccer league, as well, if found guilty.

Even if you've never watched professional soccer a day in your life, you might want to turn on the TV today to watch David Beckham play in his last game for the L.A. Galaxy? Why? Because what David Beckham did for soccer in America since he joined the team in 2007 is epic, folks. Plus, even though he says he's not retiring, who knows. What if this was his last pro game ever and you missed it? And this, a championship game? You'd never forgive yourself. But even if you're not a sports fan, there are plenty of other reasons not to miss this game.

Oh. My. GAWWWWWDDDD! Imagine taking a leisurely driving tour around Los Angeles, glancing over at a man standing on the sidewalk wearing nothing but his boxers, laughing a little -- and then trying to pick your jaw up off the floor because you realize you are actually looking at David Beckham in his underwear.

No, this isn't a dream -- or at least it wasn't for a group of tourists who literally got the sight of their lives after looking out their van window and seeing David Beckham standing there in nothing more than a very snug-fitting pair of boxer briefs. (Wait a minute -- I thought he was a tighty-whities man?)

Have you ever looked at super-hot athletes and wondered what exactly they were wearing underneath their uniforms? You know -- have you ever pondered over whether or not they prefer boxers or briefs?

Well, Celebuzz dared to ask the hottest soccer dad in the world that question, and his answer may surprise you. While he does wear H&M boxer briefs sometimes, well -- because he kind of has to, believe it or not, David Beckham also wears tighty-whities, and he's not ashamed about it in the least.

If you're one of the millions of women who isn't afraid to admit you have the hots for David Beckham, then his latest display of pure awesomeness will make you want to shout your adoration from the rooftops. And this time, he didn't even have to take his shirt off on the soccer field to make our hearts skip a beat.

Nope -- David was spotted with baby Harper cheering on his boys at their recent soccer game, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a teensy bit turned on by the image of him being a doting dad to his baby girl. (OMG. Could he get any hotter? I think I need a cold shower.)

Out of all of the crazy rumors you'd expect to hear, reports of David Beckham having an affair with former Dancing With the Stars cast member Katherine Jenkins have got to be the most unimaginable yet. Because the bottom line is that absolutely no one wants to think for one second that a man as well respected as David would go and cheat on Victoria Beckham and throw away the perfect family he has with her and their four kids.

When it comes to being the ideal guy, David's the whole package. He's an accomplished athlete, devoted husband, wonderful and attentive father, and he's got to be one of the best looking men in the world. (Huh. I guess it's easy to see why other women would be interested in him.)

David Beckham statueIf you live in a major metropolis, and are having an all-around really crappy day, you know what might brighten your spirits right up? Walking by a statue of David Beckham clad only in underwear. All right, so in my opinion, it kind of doesn't even look like him, but ohhh, shiny, and thankfully it doesn't leave much to the imagination. There's even a prize involved, which makes the whole thing that much more exciting.

David's such a hottie sports icon, and if you ask me, seeing the LA Galaxy Star in that speed boat in the Opening Ceremonies at the Olympics was definitely a highlight of the entire thing. Dude looked fine. And if you live in New York, L.A., and San Francisco, you can see him up close and personal in silver form, which is just as good, right?