Oh, come on, Kris Humphries. You'd think, after news broke of his $24 million deal with the Brooklyn Nets, he'd put all of this silly post-divorce pettiness and stupidity to rest. Well, it didn't. I mean, we're talkin' $24 million!!! You and I are probably never going to see that kind of money in our lifetimes. And he's earning it for playing basketball. And he was married to Kim Kardashian, one of the most beautiful women in the world (even if it were only for 72 days). Take your money and run, dude.
That would have been way too easy. Nope, Kris had to go ahead and mock Kim's newest boy, Kanye West, on Twitter, after signing his contract. He wrote:
"I’m up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ 'lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team' lol!"
Humphries was quoting a lyric from West’s song "Way Too Cold" (formerly known as "Theraflu"), which was about West's love for Kim. Do you really want to know more about this? I feel sad about myself for having to tell you about it.