Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Must Be in Denial

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Lindsay VonnNo one should have their past held against them forever, but when you're talking about Tiger Woods, that's one hell of a past. It was only a couple of years ago that seemingly dozens of marital infidelities came to light, destroying his marriage to Elin Nordegren, the mother of his two children. Tiger lost his reputation, some endorsement deals, and his game for awhile. But he seems to have gained one thing: a new girlfriend. And she's not a stripper or porn star. She's Olympian skiier Lindsey Vonn. She's blonde, young, and beautiful. And apparently she doesn't mind Tiger's past ... I guess???

Tiger and Lindsay reportedly spent a week holed up together on his yacht, ironically called "Privacy," after his win at a big tournament in Florida. And apparently it's not just any old fling (Tiger is good at those). He's thinking about marrying the woman!! Says a source to Star magazine:

He wants to marry again and thinks Lindsey could be the woman.

Yikes!!! Okay, it's Star magazine and probably maybe definitely not that true -- but she is spending a lot of time with him. On his yacht!! I mean, what's the conversation like before a meeting like that?

"Tiger, you know I like you, and we've been seeing each other for awhile and I'd love to take things to the next level and all, but ... well, you're a manwhore. You know it, I know it. Hell, the whole world knows it. So, Tiger, I'm going to have to request STD tests administered by three different doctors and additionally we will be using a quadruple-ply condom invented by NASA specifically for the use of sex in space. Okay? Please don't be offended."

Seriously, you've got to have some kind of conversation, right? I have no doubt that Tiger will marry again. Hell, Sandra Bullock's cheating ex Jesse James is engaged. There always seems to be a woman willing to say, "He did it to her but he won't to me." Or "He's changed since then." Or "She must have caused it." Or even "Whatever he did doesn't bother me."

But it's always gotta be somewhere in the back of her mind ... right? Maybe not. Denial is a very strong and effective thing.

Could you be with a guy like Tiger?


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Carmen Brouillet

I hope Elin never go back to a scumbag like Tiger Woods who is a serial cheater, arrogant, self-centered, poor imitation of a human being!!! Elin deserves better than that after the horrid betrayal and humilliation Tiger inflicted on her !!! I hope it is true that she is now dating Chris Cline, a billionaire!!! Go, Elin, go! Sweet revenge is living well!!!

Carmen Brouillet

I hope Elin never go back to a scumbag like Tiger Woods who is a serial cheater, arrogant, self-centered, poor imitation of a human being!!! Elin deserves better than that after the horrid betrayal and humilliation Tiger inflicted on her !!! I hope it is true that she is now dating Chris Cline, a billionaire!!! Go, Elin, go! Sweet revenge is living well!!!

John Alastair

I'd say the one who's really in denial is the billionaire now dating Elin Nordegren, Tiger's ex. He's crazy if he thinks she won't cost him a fortune, too.

nonmember avatar keri12

My question: Kiri, what makes you think Lyndsey Vonn (IF she really is dating Tiger Woods) hasn't already asked Tiger all the relevant questions she needs to ask? It's possible Lyndsey knows Tiger better than the public does, and that she was willing to take a chance on him for whatever reason. Second question: Exactly how long does the public expect Tiger to live his life in atonement for his 'past sins'? When will the public stop assuming they have a right to know what's going on in Tiger's private life? What Tiger does on the golf course is our business. What he does in private, off the green, is NOT our business.

nonmember avatar fulredy

Lindsey doesn't hold a candle to Elin, no even close. But she's a great skier.

nonmember avatar steve

@fulredy...have you bagged both of them? Maybe Elin laid like a potato in the sac!

nonmember avatar Matt

Lindsey Vonn is very attractive, and seems to be smart enough to make her own decisions. Why does the author of this article assume otherwise?

Also, do we have the same attitude about men who are "dumb enough" to date a woman who once cheated on her spouse? Will you be writing an article about how foolish any man would be to date Kristin Stewart? Will you tell that man to demand that Kristin Stewart take 3 different STD tests?

P Terrance Nels

I'd like to drop a hot load on this Blogger's (Kiri) lower back after pounding that hot lil' butt!  Call me!

nonmember avatar Travis

White women these days are gullible,easy and act like trash.That is why they are considered a JOKE and most white dudes would rather hook up with ASIAN CHICKS.

Carmen Brouillet

I always wonder why Tiger and LV don't go public with their relationship ? They are both divorced and free agents and nothing can prevent them from doing so. Famous people get in and out of relationships all the time. This is the way mature people behave. What is keeping Tiger and LV from doing it? Why so much secretiveness? It appears that since Tiger spent so many years living a secret life during his marriage, old habits may be hard to break!!!


 

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