I don't claim to be a foam-finger-carrying sports fan, but I thoroughly enjoyed watching the summer Olympics this year. And I thoroughly enjoyed watching Ryan Lochte -- regardless of his inability to "speak good". So when I saw this video of him having an impromptu breaststroke swim meet at a Vegas hotel pool -- against Prince Harry -- um, yeah, I clicked. And I can't tell you the last time I spent 49 seconds so productively.
Check it out:
Worth it, right?
Ryan and Harry -- who supposedly jumped in in his jeans -- are just two dudes, totally and completely sober, hanging out in a Las Vegas pool at 3:00 in the morning, unwinding after their gigs at the Summer Games. What's not to love? They're adorable! And they're reuniting our competeing countries the way our Founding Fathers would have wanted: Through booze and bikini-clad babes.
Prince Harry or Ryan Lochte? Go!
Image via nrcphotos/Flickr
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If we didn't pay attention to this crap, watching it, reading it, and talking about it. Who cares? The paparazzi have chased Diana the night of her death and she would still be alive if we weren't so addicted to this junk. We should all make a pact to let these people live their lives in peace. Would you want to live like they do?