Ryan Lochte may not be the best talker in the world, but he's not so bad at the swimming. And if you can believe it, he's actually somewhat amusing, too. The Olympic swimmer/Dancing With the Stars-hopeful recently made his inevitable Funny or Die debut, and despite the fact that the cadence of his speech bares a slight resemblance to that of Vicky from Small Wonder, he's good in it! I mean, dude's talking about peeing -- and pooping -- in pools. How could he go wrong?
All right, so the guy's not Zach Galifianakis, but considering he isn't a student of Second City (or that good at using words), he's pretty good. And bonus, we just got to look at Ryan Lochte for 2 minutes and 51 seconds. There isn't really a downside. Jeah!
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