Ryan Lochte is fast. Ryan Lochte is hot. Ryan Lochte is a winner. But can Ryan Lochte string a sentence together? Not so much. The poor guy doesn't know how to give an interview to save his life. As you'll see in the video, the gold medalist has a little trouble when it comes to answering questions, and for the love of Poseidon, please, no one quiz him on his times table. This mashup of Ryan's less-than-perfect interview moments will make you laugh, cringe, and praise god that swimming requires zero communication skills.
Poor Ryan needs some more training if he's going to be on land, and talking.
Sigh. To cleanse your palette, click here to see Ryan in all his glory.
What do you think of Ryan's interview, uh, skills?
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Indeed, he doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he's a heck of a swimmer! That's what matters in the olympics..no medals for good interviews!
Ouch, that was painful, lol.
Some of those questions were dumb! No wonder they got dumb answers! :)
Meh... the guy might be dumb or he could lock up when he is put on the spot.
Good for him he swims like a fish.