Oh, come on, Kris Humphries. You'd think, after news broke of his $24 million deal with the Brooklyn Nets, he'd put all of this silly post-divorce pettiness and stupidity to rest. Well, it didn't. I mean, we're talkin' $24 million!!! You and I are probably never going to see that kind of money in our lifetimes. And he's earning it for playing basketball. And he was married to Kim Kardashian, one of the most beautiful women in the world (even if it were only for 72 days). Take your money and run, dude.
That would have been way too easy. Nope, Kris had to go ahead and mock Kim's newest boy, Kanye West, on Twitter, after signing his contract. He wrote:
"I’m up at Brooklyn! @S_C_ 'lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team' lol!"
Humphries was quoting a lyric from West’s song "Way Too Cold" (formerly known as "Theraflu"), which was about West's love for Kim. Do you really want to know more about this? I feel sad about myself for having to tell you about it.
Okay, so, in the song, Kanye's original lyrics were:
"I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim around the same time she had fell in love with him / Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do you thing / Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team."
Jay-Z is part owner of the Brooklyn Nets, by the way. He's the one that goes by the Twitter handle @S_C_. And of course he and Kanye are very good friends. So Kanye was essentially saying he could ask his friend to dump Kris from the team.
So clearly Humphries referring to that lyric on Twitter is a pathetic shot at Kanye, even though Kanye's original lyrics in his single, which was released while Kris was going through a messy divorce with Kim, was a pathetic shot at Kris.
Beyond being overwhelmed by all these names that start with "K", this is just ridiculous. The single dropped all the way back in April. Kris, get over it. Let Kanye & Kim be happy in whatever their relationship is. She's been dating West for about four months and traveling the world with him -- they've been dating longer than Kris & Kim were married. Plus, Kanye's net worth is about $90 million. He's got the money, and he's got the girl. Kris really needs to keep quiet and keep playing basketball to prove that he's actually worth that $25 million.
Maybe seeing stuff like this is what's making Kris so damn bitter? Here's a video on Kim & Kanye "enjoying" a roller coaster ride together:
What do you think of Kris' not-so-subtle jab at Kanye West?
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