Tim Tebow’s Virginity Now Officially Worth $1 Million

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Tim TebowSo here's something you don't see every day: AshleyMadison.com, the polemical site that brings folks who want to cheat together, is offering $1 million to women (or men I guess too?) who can prove they've slept with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.

Yeah. That just happened.

I'm well aware that I've got some terrible karma coming to me for giving the people at AshleyMadison.com and this really gross idea press, but isn't this the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Tebow, a devout Christian, has said he is a virgin and will wait until he's married. AshleyMadison.com is out to prove him wrong.

In my opinion, his sex life is his business, but of course, if you've created a website that actually promotes and encourages infidelity, your morals may be on a completely different spectrum. Plus, how would these women even begin to prove this anyway??

Perhaps a very cunning, able-to-think-ahead woman could have videotaped the whole incident or taken pictures of it. Maybe she has some damning evidence, a la the Monica Lewinsky blue dress. Or she could have some explicit cellphone images and texts that say, "Hey, the sex with you was great last night, love TT."

Okay, I've given this enough thought, I'm gonna go back to my hole in the ground now.

Here's AshleyMadison.com's twisted reasoning: "Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand," said Noel Biderman, the founder of AshleyMadison.com, in a statement. "If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible." Gold-digging ladies have until the end of the season to pony up the proof that Tebow is a lying fool to get their payout.

So that kind of puts a new spin on things, as any woman who wants that $1 million could potentially stalk the crap out of Tebow and seduce him and then videotape it all just to get the cash and their 15 minutes of fame. Way to bring out the best in humanity, Mr. Biderman. This is seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Let's hope it's just a flash in the pan and we'll never have to hear about this again.

Do you think having proof that Tim Tebow is no longer a virgin is worth $1 million?

 

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ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

Poor Tim. People are so incredibly foolish and lacking in morals. *eyeroll* I hope he isn't accosted to much by crazy women hoping to get the money this ass is offering. 

Kediset Kediset

ok... the site just existing is bad enough, and the fact there are people for whom this site now exists... but blatantly encouraging someone to go against their belief, to 'have fun and enjoy your fame' is just plain wrong. Hope nobody gets anything out of this. This is ridiculous! And why him? It's because he says he's waiting until marriage, isn't it. Such a snake...

KBW2 KBW2

So stupid. Leave him alone! Its his decision and devout Christian or not, it's his business.

Flori... Floridamom96

This is beyond disgusting as is your promotion of it.

Momma... MommaGreenhalge

Gross. In light of that, way to cement his decision. If you knew someone had a milion dollar bounty out on your virginity, would YOU really want to be having sex? I would have that thought right in the forefront every time someone of the opposite sex even spoke to me.

zandh... zandhmom2

It's sick!!! Why is it that someone is always trying to bring someone down? It sucks to be in a world where people are put down and made fun of for trying to live a moral life.

nonmember avatar Shannon

Why can't Tebow be praised for his values and used as an example. By questioning the validity of his virginity, we are sending the message that it is so impossible to believe that someone can be a virgin and be successful. There are so many shows glorifying teenage sex, pregnance, etc...no wonder our kids are so messed up. By offering a huge "reward" for someone proving he isn't a virgin just puts a target on him for crazy people to make up stories and girls throwing themselves at him. I am proud of Tebow..stick with your beliefs!!!

BiBi Frederick Waltslady

You've stepped just as low as sicko Biderman by publishing this article and pretty much advertising this website.. smh

Todd Vrancic

Mr. Tebow has not done anything to deserve this.  So he believes in his faith and certain aspects of that faith are important to him.  Since he actually seems to practice what he preaches, I truly doubt anyone can prove that he lost his virginity.

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