There's a 'Sexy' Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Costume & I Think We've Officially Reached Peak Foolishness

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Humanity, we had a nice run. We did a few good things, and we did a ton of bad ones, but I think the official sign that the end is nigh might have to be this ridiculous Halloween costume. I hate to put so much weight behind such a frivolous thing, but I'm not sure we can deny the facts in front of us.

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Now, dear friends, you can purchase for $80 a sexy costume inspired by the 2019 phenomenon of the sold-out Popeye's chicken sandwich. Yes, go ahead. Read that sentence again -- I understand; it took me a minute to digest that too. For your $80 you're getting a very teensy sliver of satin fabric that looks like the buns of the sandwich with some lettuce ruffles and a crispy center. The pièce de résistance for the look? A "sold out" stamp that lives very close to the chicken sandwich's nether regions. 

Truthfully, it is a pretty hilarious costume, and if you feel like you can rock this with confidence, go for it. We guarantee you'll be one of the few sold-out sandwich costumes at the party. 

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