Why didn't I think of this before? It's so obviously time to compare Kim Kardashian's weight gain with Kate Middleton's. Join in the fun, everyone. Who is having the healthier pregnancy? Hungry-hungry-hippo Kim or "mommyrexic" Kate? Who's wearing the baby bump better?

Some are saying Kim's got the more healthy pregnant body, because you're supposed to get all big and squishy like that during pregnancy, aren't you? Others say it's Kate, because she's gaining weight gradually -- oh, no, actually, people are saying Kate is not gaining enough and obviously starving herself. Which is it, people?

As if the national dialogue surrounding Kim Kardashian's baby weight couldn't get any more insane, Life & Style has published a report that is beyond appalling, offensive, ridiculous, cringe-worthy, etc. Their sources claim Kim is deliberately trying to gain excess weight in order to lose it in a profitable diet deal. Oh yes, they went there! Their "insider" claims, "I wouldn’t put it past her to blow up just so her weight loss is more dramatic. The way diet company deals are structured, bonuses are often built in for losing more weight in a shorter period of time.”

There's no other way to put it: This story is just plain sick. 

Whew! Finally, somebody had the balls to speak up and say something. And after hearing that Beyonce felt "crazy fat" during her pregnancy, maybe the rest of us can open up about how our swollen bodies made us feel when we were expecting too.

Bey put on nearly 60 pounds while waiting for little Blue Ivy to arrive and says, "There were moments when I felt my nose had spread 20 inches, and my face felt crazy fat, and my lips were swollen, and I gained 57 pounds! But ultimately I enjoyed it."

OMG. I SO feel her on this one.

Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, it seems like everyone has an opinion about her weight gain. How fast she's gained, how much she's gained, how big she looks -- particularly in certain unflattering maternity wear, etc., etc. And the celeb weeklies have been the worst, absolutely SLAMMING her from the get-go. Even before there was much of a bump to speak of, they were running false coverlines about her having packed on massive pounds. And it's not just "regular" women like you and me who are looking at this and thinking how wrong it is that a pregnant woman is getting torn to shreds for gaining weight. A supermodel has something to say about it, too! 

Helena Christensen writes in an open letter on HuffPo that it's "disgusting and despicable the way that certain media constantly harass the pregnant Kim Kardashian." Wow, of all people to jump to Kim's defense, I would have never pegged someone like Helena!

As if Kim Kardashian weren't getting enough negative attention over the amount of pregnancy weight she's gaining, now Kim's being criticized for traveling with her baby bump again. Don't we have anything better to think about, people?

A few weeks ago, Kim was rushed to the hospital after returning to L.A. from Paris, but it turned out to be just a scare. Since then, she's been to Atlanta and New York to promote the Tyler Perry film Temptation, and now she’s back in Paris, Instagramming photos of Notre Dame. Is she putting her baby in danger with all this travel? 

I may not be a huge fan of some of the maternity outfits she's chosen thus far, but hearing people make jokes about Kim Kardashian's pregnancy weight gain has me wanting to defend her. How much she weighs is honestly none of anyone's damn business.

Can you even believe that some of the tabloids have claimed Kim weighs around 200 pounds? Seriously! Two-hundred pounds!

Kim is taking the jabs in stride, however, and said, "I'm like, 'You are 60 pounds off here' ... It wouldn't even bother me if I gained all the weight."

OMG. Kim Kardashian just told the world what her magic number on the scale is.

After hearing Kim Kardashian call herself "heavy" in reference to her pregnancy, I couldn't help but nod my head in agreement -- because I know exactly how she feels. And I'm pretty sure every other pregnant woman or woman who's ever been pregnant knows exactly what she's talking about.

At one point or another, every gal reaches a point in her pregnancy where she feels less than light and attractive, so it really shouldn't come as a surprise that Kim is literally feeling the weight of her condition right about now.

Heck, she's even telling people she's only 5 1/2 months along when she's really 6 months pregnant -- because she's worried about her size. (Aww. That makes me sad.)

Sounds like Kim Kardashian is worried about gaining too much baby weight. We heard back in January that she was already planning to get some "nips and tucks" after her baby arrives. Those post-baby tummy tuck rumors are swirling again. And supposedly, Kim's family thinks her weight gain fears are out of control. 

Kim's aunt Joan Kardashian has been talking about Kim's alleged weight gain and how they're all responding to it. She says Kim's family is telling her to just relax, let the pounds pile on, and worry about getting rid of it all later. And we all know what she means by getting rid of the weight ...