It took me a while to come around to Scott Disick. When he was first introduced to the world, I thought him a pompous, annoying wanna-be. But after watching him for a couple of seasons on various E! shows -- and after comparing him to Kris Humphries -- I kinda came around to the guy. Yeah, he's sort of a yahoo, but he's kind of a lovable one at that. So this news I hear of him making fun of Kourtney Kardashian's pregnant body is most troubling.

There was a rumor on the Internet today, albeit it was only for a brief moment in time, that stated that Snooki was pregnant. (She's not.) There were quotes from "sources" that said things like, "She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family," along with speculation that arose from recent tweets and Facebook postings from the Jersey Shore star. "I feel sick,” she wrote on Facebook on January 25, then later posted to Twitter: “Late night craving...yogurt hits the fricken spot!” Hence, the rumor mill started crankin' like crazy.

Of course, reports of Snooki's gestation were immediately followed with commentary on how it would be awful; how it would be the end of humanity as we know it (as if that didn't happen with the pilot of Jersey Shore); and how it would be an all-around terrible idea.

I, on the other hand, thought it would have been fun. A pint-sized version of the pint-sized star.

Jessica Simpson. The woman who went from undercover pregnant celeb to chronic oversharer in a matter of minutes is at it again. And this time she isn't talking about her pregnancy farts or her pregnancy cravings. She's talking about her pregnancy face. Her pregnancy lips to be exact.

On Sunday, the singer tweeted a close-up photo of her puckered, pillowy-looking mouth along with the message: "Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins? Yikes!"

Now, such a phenomenon may sound borderline insane to some, and of course, it's drawing speculation/wonder from the fine folks of the Internet, but ... Jessica's newly bee-stung lips are totally legit. And I know from experience: Pregnancy face -- the good kind -- is very much real. And it's awesome.

By now I'm sure you've heard all about how Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are, randomly, expecting their first child together. But have you heard this latest gem about the two? About how the pregnancy is an accident? Not that you didn't already know that -- who didn't already know that? -- but why is this all over the Intarwebz now? (Yes, the irony of me writing this on the Internet is noted, thankyouverymuch.)

In the early hours of the morning, TMZ broke the news about how the little bun in Kristin's oven was not planned. Apparently sources close to the site said that Kristin and Jay had discussed the possibility of kids -- eventually -- but didn't plan on having any for quite some time. Again, no s**t. But isn't it a tad irresponsible to be letting the world know this when you're a celebrity? They shouldn't tell a soul! Clearly, it's going to get out. And clearly your child is going to be informed that they were an accident once they're old enough to read.

There's big news for celebutante Kristin Cavallari. The former Hills and Dancing With the Stars hottie announced that she and currently on-again fiance Jay Cutler are expecting their first child. Cutler, who's the 28-year-old quarterback for the Chicago Bears, and Cavallari had a rough go of it this year, getting engaged, breaking it off, then getting re-engaged in November, but the two couldn't be more happy about Kristin's pregnancy. They told People that "it's an amazing time" in their lives.

Aw, so sweet. Even though every baby is a blessing, I'm sure Kristin's mind is running a mile a minute. Is she anxious about the timing? Is she excited about what this baby not only means for her family, but for her TV career, as well?

"Is that really a good idea?" The first line of this Mail Online piece on Chris Hemsworth's wife Elsa Pataky seems to answer its own question, since the article goes on to excitedly describe how Pataky "plummeted" down a steep waterslide "just hours after announcing pregnancy."

My god, watersliding during pregnancy. Next thing you know she'll be exercising, taking baths, going outside during a full moon, or raising her hands above her head. OH, THE HUMANITY.

Of course, it's just a rumor -- like they always are -- but word on the street is Jennifer Aniston is six months pregnant. Now, I'm not one to typically fall for tabloid fodder like this, but I've got to admit, this time it's really convincing.

The actress, who, come to think of it, has been keeping really low-pro lately, turned up for a screening for HBO's Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory recently looking, well, really pregnant. Apparently, she kept her oversized coat on the entire night, and if you'll look at the handy-dandy photo to your left, her midsection does sort of look ... buldgy. And not in a post-holiday, too-many-sugar-cookies kind of way. In a holy-s**t-Jennifer-Aniston-is-totally-pregnant kind of way. Could the moment we've all been waiting for have finally arrived?

Since everything the Kardashians do is so totally our business, why don't we try to use that voyeurism/exhibitionist partnership for good? We all know Khloe Kardashian is having trouble conceiving and the latest rumor was that she was seeking out fertility specialists in Dallas where she and Lamar are now residing. Instead of bemoaning the fact that this could mean more Kardashians in this world, let's try to help a TTC sister out, shall we?

After all, having trouble getting -- and keeping -- a pregnancy is a harrowing experience. If you've ever been on the wrong side of the fertility gods, you know the pain that Khloe is currently experiencing. And as Kourtney gets ready to bring Mason a sibling, it must feel like a slap in the face for the only married Kardashian sister to be struggling with fertility.

Khloe, I can actually help you out, sister.