Fellow eaters, we saw some mightily gross food this year. Pretty dang disgusting. We ran the gamut from merely disturbing to vomitous through the past 12 months, and I hope you're not eating right now. Why, you ask? Because I'm about to launch into the 20 Most Disgusting Foods of 2011! Are you ready for this? Take a deep breath, because we are plunging into the ultimate pool of putrescence!
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Costumes ... they're fun, aren't they? I love the chance to sex things up a little bit when Halloween rolls around. Of course, some people like to opt for the more 

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love costumes, pumpkins, scary stuff, horror movies, and did I mention costumes? And of course, candy. If I had my way, my decorations would likely get out of hand. As a Pagan, though, in addition to doing the commonly known Halloween stuff, we also pay homage to passed loves ones, in the
Halloween and the fall in general just wouldn't be the same without certain seasonal food staples. Apple cider, spiced coffees and
Oh Halloween ... the time of year when even the undead prance around in skimpy outfits and manage to look devastatingly sexy. Some women really know how to let loose and have a deviously good time. But there are always the really uptight ones, too.
I love the idea of making adorably decorated cupcakes with my kids, particularly around Halloween. And I've known a few moms (my own, included) who were such stellar frosting artists that every treat they made was like a mini masterpiece.
Many of the holidays we celebrate in the West have some questionable historical foundations, and in some ways, it doesn't matter. Christmas is no less wonderful even with the knowledge that Jesus wasn't actually born on December 25, and Halloween probably benefits from the giant gap between honoring hallowed saints and finding a girl in a sexy vampire costume passed out in your bushes.