I remember yelling at my doctor to ”pull!” Whenever they told me to push bc I was in so much pain and I didn't think i could do it anymore. She was just like ”I can't!” Lol.

Well after 2 days(yes 48hrs) of labor I was STARVING so I pleaded with the nurse to just grab DD and pull her out so I could eat,the sweet nurse smiled at me and said "I'll bring you back something okay hun," when the nurse brought me in green jello (which in 48 hr I had my fill of that toxic colored goo) I grabbed the jello and hurled it across the room and scream "Enough with the fucking jello get me a cheeseburger" YUP, those nurses were glad when DD finally came and I was discharged!

When I had my first, it was fast (4hours start to finish) my doctor is the one who said something funny, after stiching me up, he clapped his hands together and said it was miller time! lol it was hilarious because he had asked me what I was most looking forward to after he was born and I had told him a miller lite this was months earlier. Then when I had my daughter I had a very unpleasant nurse, I got my epidural and when it came time to push I peed all over the nurse because she had forgotten to put a cath in, I said well would ya look at that a pissy shirt for a pissy attitude LOL still don't feel bad about it 10 years later!

I had an emergency c section and was completely knocked out due to an incompetent anesthesiologist who put my epideral in wrong and I felt everything at first. My hubs was kicked out of the room then but there was a glass window in front of the room so he could see everything (honestly he got a better view this way of the baby actually coming out) anyway, once they woke me up, my hubs was checking on me and he goes

"I could see your intestines! It was cool!"

Sigh. Such a boy. Lol

butterflymkm, that is so funny what your husband said! haha!

When i was crowning, my nurse bust out with omg! Look at all that hair! And i replied with well what do you expect? I cqnt shave it if icant see it! An she laughed and said i meant the baby! She has beautiful durly blonde hair. I was like oh....my bad. Lol

Curly***

My labor was funny, after I got the epidural I crashed. Slept through contractions and everything. My parents and SO woke me up so I could try and move labor along and my brother got to talkin about food. I kept saying Chinese sounded good, so he said he'd go pick some up but I couldn't have any till the baby was born. As he's walking out the nurse says its time to start pushing, so I yell for him to pick me some up too. ( which he didnt) anyways she gets me all set up to start pushing and tells me to push when I feel a contraction. We sit there for probably a min and a half while she's staring at the monitor with wide eyes. She says "you can't feel that?!" and I just told her nope with a grin lol my nurse had to tell me when my contractions were coming

I didn't say anything funny,I just screamed alot.My doctor told me at my last checkup that my baby was small and I was just all water.When I went into labor he wasn't able to deliver her because of a religious holiday but he came to see me first thing the next morning.I'll never forget the look on his face when he looked at my chart and saw that I gave birth to a 9 pound baby(without drugs since I wasn't prepared for a giant baby).His mouth fell open and he kept apologizing to me over and over.He felt so bad,but not as bad as I felt LOL.Now that my daughter is 15 and I've had time to recover,I think it's funny and I like to tease her that she was a huge pain right from birth.She was my second baby and my LAST baby.