I'm at least semi-convinced that most of the autocorrect screenshots that are floating around the Internet are faked, but even this killjoy belief of mine doesn't stop me from laughing like a permanently-weakened-pelvic-floor loon whenever I see a good one. Autocorrect fails are kind of like Santa: the actual truth doesn't matter as much as the spirit of the thing, you know?
That said, I'm pretty sure the following pregnancy-related typos are all real -- or at least they make me feel like Mulder, in that I want to believe. Whether you're currently pregnant, have ever been pregnant, or just like to laugh at other people's messaging misfires, please enjoy these 9 hilarious pregnancy texts gone wrong.
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