'Judgy Fetus' Twitter Feed Tells Pregnant Moms Everything They're Doing Wrong

fetusIs the fetus growing in your uterus judging you? Don't bother thinking about the answer. I'll just tell you: The answer is yes, and I have proof. Your fetus has been tweeting about every single thing you do wrong. Or someone's fetus is -- the newest fake Twitter handle is @JudgyFetus, and it's exactly what it sounds like. Someone is pretending to be a fetus, judging its pregnant mother for everything she does. Whoa mamas, is your inner critic this harsh? I'll say this much: The development of Judgy Fetus' sense of humor is astoundingly advanced.

Here's what happens when you indulge in the wrong pregnancy craving. Come on, just one?

All I can say is, Judgy Fetus better get used to the sound of Chris Harrison's voice. Besides, we're learning about relationships -- right?

Amazingly he/she has found a way to ruin brunch even before his/her arrival.

Not just judgy about your health -- there's also your style. Or lack thereof.

Judgy Fetus thinks you're already flunking Attachment Parenting 101.

Okay, now he/she is just hitting below the belly band!

Did you have a "judgy" voice like this one in your head during your pregnancy?

 

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nonmember avatar Brena

I laughed too hard at these. I'm 32 weeks pregnant, and can already tell this child is sassy! She was extremely prissy looking in her ultrasounds, and anytime they listen to her heartbeat she pushes the little microphone away with her feet! During the nonstress test to moniter my contractions, she kept registering as dead on the moniter because she kept relocating herself and the little moniters! Drove the nurses insane! So I'm sure she is judging me. :p

Turtl... Turtledoves

I don't find any humor in this. I have a feeling this is for people who haven't had kids and were pregnant. While I haven't done any of the above, I also don't judge other pregnant women for things they do that are really insignificant. Pregnancy is difficult enough, let that pregnant mommy wear comfortable shoes and have a sugary boost once in a while!

Austi... Austinsmommy12

I'm between the first two posters. Kind of funny in a sarcastic mean way, but also could make first time moms feel even worse for drinking a sugary drink or not looking like a model when they leave the house. I'm EXTREMELY entertained however that there's someone out there who even thought to do something like this.

nonmember avatar Syd

Okkkkk Turtledoves, The entire point is to mock the sanctimommies that say things like this. It's a funny parody that says "lighten up, a mimosa and some eggs won't kill the baby".

MrsLa... MrsLandon2012

I think it's hilarious! Being 26 weeks pregnant with our first, I'm paranoid about almost everything but have become a little more relaxed as the weeks progress. I definitely feel as though my child is judging me while I sit here and eat an entire bag of M&M's.

nonmember avatar Blerg-o-rama

Leave it to The Stir's commenters to find fault in something this hilarious. Ya'll are the epitome of sanctimommy.

Mrseoc Mrseoc

I LOL ed at the "preggo" comment.

TheSi... TheSilence

Lol I'm pregnant with my second and this is funny! My baby judges me every time I ignore her womb service request of spicy Thai food or double chocolate IceCream. You just can't get good service anymore!

Lucki... Luckicharmz

I definitely laughed at a few of these lol

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