Is the fetus growing in your uterus judging you? Don't bother thinking about the answer. I'll just tell you: The answer is yes, and I have proof. Your fetus has been tweeting about every single thing you do wrong. Or someone's fetus is -- the newest fake Twitter handle is @JudgyFetus, and it's exactly what it sounds like. Someone is pretending to be a fetus, judging its pregnant mother for everything she does. Whoa mamas, is your inner critic this harsh? I'll say this much: The development of Judgy Fetus' sense of humor is astoundingly advanced.
Here's what happens when you indulge in the wrong pregnancy craving. Come on, just one?
Is that a 24oz Slurpee? Great. Maybe for my first Halloween I can go as 'childhood obesity.'— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 13, 2014
All I can say is, Judgy Fetus better get used to the sound of Chris Harrison's voice. Besides, we're learning about relationships -- right?
Isn't there some jazz we could be listening to or something? I'm pretty sure this is stunting me in some way. #TheBachelor— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 11, 2014
Amazingly he/she has found a way to ruin brunch even before his/her arrival.
Waiter? She'll have the salmonella Benedict and that drink she refuses to give up that's half orange juice, half fetal alcohol syndrome.— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 9, 2014
Not just judgy about your health -- there's also your style. Or lack thereof.
Zappos delivery. Crocs. I just can't even.— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 8, 2014
Judgy Fetus thinks you're already flunking Attachment Parenting 101.
She attempted to figure out the Moby Wrap today and burst into tears. So much for babywearing. Goodbye sense of security and self esteem.— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 8, 2014
Okay, now he/she is just hitting below the belly band!
If 'God's plan' has placed me square in the uterus of someone who says the word, 'preggo' - there is no God.— Judgy Fetus (@judgyfetus) March 6, 2014
Did you have a "judgy" voice like this one in your head during your pregnancy?
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