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kayba... kaybayblee3

OMG at the masturbation one.

IHear... IHeartCake

The doctor who carried around amniotic fluid in a bag .. I'd like to know more about that.  Was there something unusual about it, and he thought it would be a good teaching tool?  Was he not aware that you don't carry around a bodily fluid in this way?  Did he receive the additional infection control training he obviously needs? 


I can see why women do things like this while in labor.  The whole process and the pain and epidural medicatons made me way less inhibited.  Nothing that was going on felt embarassing, whereas I think normally it would have.

B1Bomber B1Bomber

Number 9 is creepy and unprofessional.

nonmember avatar Kristi

Hilarious!

the4m... the4mutts

Oooh I bet the L&D nurse with my last baby has a story!

I got to have a mirror to watch my son being born, after I explained that I KNEW this was my last baby, as I already had my tubal scheduled 12 weeks later.

So I was focused on the mirror. My husband was focused on my nether regions. So he saw this, but I missed it.

I saw my son's shoulder get stuck, and saw another nurse come in the room, and stand behind the dr. She was there for an unrelated reason, she was getting off shift and had something to ask/tell before she left. She was a GOOD 5 feet away from my, when the dr gently dislodged my son's shoulder, and I gave a push. Birth fluid SHOT out, missing the dr, and splattering the nurse from belly to head. Her MOUTH was open! She got all the baby goo in her mouth.

I saw her leave, and walking funny, but didn't know why. My husband said she was dripping, and trying not to barf hahahaha

I felt terrible for her at the time, but now it's just funny

Austi... Austinsmommy12

One proud papa and two babies lol. I know two people sort of like this. One brother born at the end of January, the other at the beginning of March. Seriously dude? Wasn't a one night stand either. He was dating both without the other's knowledge.

Jozemom Jozemom

@the4mutts- OMG!!! See, that right there is why I could never be a nurse and why I have a great deal of respect for them! Lol

lasombrs lasombrs

the dr and being deeper thing is creepy........

Tempe... TempestRayne

The doll pic is the scariest thing I have seen in a long time.

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