I tend to prefer it over eau de poo poo myself.
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I've been a mother for 9 years now and haven't ever done any of these...
The only puke I clean up is my kids. And yes, ive caught it on my hands once when it came up fast on the couch. And then it spilled over and got on the floor anyway but hey, the couch was saved lol
I've never had an issue with any of these.
My kids are still under 3, so, yes to a bunch of them. Lol
Only one I have done it catch the puke. My kids knew better than to throw things in the car, get up and run off during diaper changes, etc... this list is stupid.
I've felt with them all and I'm proud to say it. As parents we have to do some gross stuff and well the ones who haven't. You're really missing out.
I have two kids and been mom for 9 years. And I have never had to do or deal with any of these...I wish I thought my child was brave enough to throw something at me
Ooh yes catching vomit so it doesnt get on our white carpet. Ive done it!
Carrying bags of groceries with a baby in hand like a pro! I used to be a waitress i can carry alot!
Subs for the f word.... Oh yeah! Lol