Snooki Tells JWoww the Ugly Truth About Being Pregnant

JWoww and Snooki

Aww! How exciting was it to hear that Jenni Farley is pregnant with her first child?!? Ever since she and Roger Mathews got engaged, we've been waiting for the news to break that she has a bun in the oven. Her fans are so, SO happy for her -- as are her closest friends.

And wait until you hear Snooki's pregnancy advice for JWoww, which is just as bold and descriptive as you'd expect coming from her. Oh come on ... you didn't think she'd simply congratulate her and tell her to "enjoy every moment" or something generic like that, did you?

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Nope. Snooki was way more eloquent. In fact, Jenni loved her tips so much, she posted the texts of them to Instagram:

Snooki texts to JWoww

OMG. Is there anything more true and fitting she could have told her about the harsh reality of pregnancy? I love how she doesn't sugarcoat anything. (A girl after my own heart. No filter.)

There's really no reason to beat around the bush on this one. Hemorrhoids are absolute hell on earth. They were the bane of my existence when I was pregnant with my son -- and probably the side effect I least expected during those long nine months.

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I mean, it's bad enough that you blow up like a balloon, feel nauseated, and have insane heartburn half the time -- but add in something odd sticking out of your butt and pregnancy totally loses its luster altogether.

Maybe Jenni will get lucky and won't have to contend with the agony of roids -- but at least with Snooki's tip, she can keep 'em to a minimum if nothing else.

And since her baby news only broke a couple of days ago, I'm sure Snooki will have plenty of more good info to pass on as she moves throughout her pregnancy.

OMG. Can you imagine the awesome tips and tricks she'll have to share after Jenni's little bundle arrives? I'd love to be a fly on the wall when their first conversation about diaper blowouts goes on. If anyone can tell it like it is, it's Snooki for sure.

What pregnancy advice would you give JWoww?

 

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