Business-Minded Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Tests on Craigslist for $25

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Say, are you pregnant? Don't get mad at me, I'm not implying that you look pregnant. I'm just saying that if you are in fact pregnant, you're totally wasting a golden opportunity right now, unless you're the Buffalo woman who posted a Craigslist ad earlier this month offering her services to pee on a stick for anyone willing to fork over $25.


Seriously, someone actually did this, and I'm so torn about this bizarre story. On the one hand, what diabolical, effed-up, fetish-driven, or boyfriend-deceiving reason would lead someone to purchase a positive pregnancy test from a total stranger? On the other hand -- five years ago I could have been making $25 every single time I peed? Holy shit, I should be a KAJILLIONAIRE right now.

The ad was posted earlier this month by a woman who claimed to have such high demand for her hormone-infused urine, she decided to turn those frequent bathroom trips into a lucrative side business. Here's what she posted:

Yes, you saw that right! I am selling positive pregnancy tests! Ever since I became pregnant, I have been asked numerous times for a positive test, so I decided to start charging for it! I will take the test the same day you want to pick it up! I dont care what you use it for, not my business! ;)

Here's a screenshot of her intriguing offer:

Actually, $25 is a pretty good deal considering eBay sells a "fake prank positive pregnancy test" for $42, but -- okay, yeah, why in the HELL would someone need a positive test stick? I guess the eBay seller has at least one scenario in mind:

-Go into the bathroom with the sealed box, or even open the box in front of your unsuspecting victim, then take the sealed individually wrapped tests into the bathroom with you & come out with a ghastly look on your face & a positive pregnancy test. Do it twice for effect!!!
-So darn amusing!!!
-Simply the funniest prank possible!!!!

Yeesh. As utterly evil practical jokes go, that one's on par with the faked winning lottery ticket. The only thing worse than using a fake pregnancy test as a prank? Using it to stir up relationship drama or trap a boyfriend.

Unless someone was buying these things to use in some sort of freaky modern art installation, it's hard for me to fathom a non-upsetting reason to buy someone's freshly-peed-on pregnancy test. Still, reluctant squicked-out kudos to this anonymous Craigslist seller for creatively tapping into her entrepreneurial spirit -- along with her overflowing bladder.

Can you think of any non-creepy reason someone would want to purchase a positive pregnancy test?

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nonmember avatar damien

the stir is really loving the dirt girls today..i guess just have a vagina and they will love you know matter what..more to pity

LadyM... LadyMinni

I'm going to start selling negative pregnancy tests.

MrsRo... MrsRoberts413

OH of all, why would you want to purchase ANYTHING that someone else has peed on, secondly, deception involving pregnancy just never ends well!  Wow.

nonmember avatar Hadley's Mom

I actually had a pregnant friend do this for me once. Hubby and I had a 2-month-old. We had agreed to try for baby #2 when this baby was 3yrs old. I gave him the (+) test as an April Fools joke. It DID end well. It was hilarious. And he actually complimented me on such a clever April Fools joke (:

tyrel... tyrelsmom

It would be a totally awesome April Fools prank.

nonmember avatar GS & Loving It

To quiet those pesky "where are my grand babies" questions for sure! That or April Fools day...great gag then! I'm a Surrogate and may be prego for my 2nd journey in a few months. I could help with those April Fools Day gags...LOL. J/K!

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