Kim Kardashian and her developing fetus attended the Met Gala last night and dazzled in head to toe floral. Maybe "dazzled" isn't the right word, but she certainly hypnotized. In a floor-length Givenchy gown with matching gloves and shoes, had Kim stepped foot in my grandmother's living room, she would've been totally camouflaged.
The theme of the Gala was punk rock, and apparently Kim thought it'd be thug of her to rip off a sofa cover and wear it as a dress. With some bright, glossy red lips and slicked back hair, Kim's interpretation of "punk rock" seemed to be a teensy bit off-center.
Although, if punk means looking kind of ridiculous, I'd say Kim was successful in that regard. I'm not sure why she went with the matronly print after spending much of her pregnancy in overtly sexy outfits, but it didn't work. Christina Hendricks also went entirely floral once, and that was a mild disaster, as well.
If you're going to dress like plant-life, less is definitely, definitely more.
Kanye West didn't pay the theme any mind, either, and wore a black tuxedo, a white shirt, and a face that read, "Dear God, let me die alone in the bathroom." Poor guy looked miserable the entire night. Do you think the lifts in his shoes were pinching his feet or something?
I do, too.
What do you think of Kim's dress?
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