Kim Kardashian Makes an Outrageous Request for Her Baby’s Birth

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kim kardashianNever let it be said that Kimye ever let herself be out-done by Beyonce. Remember when Bey took over a wing of Lenox Hill Hospital to birth baby Blue Ivy? Well, a source says Kim Kardashian will rent a hospital floor to have her baby. Everything will be SO PERFECT for the Kimye baby, and if they have to take over a whole hospital floor, everybody move out!

According to the source, Kim's birthing room will be sound-proofed. All outside noises and "influences" will be blocked. There will be mood lighting, and "the sounds of nature will be reflected with trickling water and soothing wind." Angels will beat their wings softly in a corner while a unicorn breathes golden energy sparkles into the room. (Okay, I'm just guessing about that last part.)

Anyway, at the risk of stating the obvious: WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED.

A whole floor? Why not! Might as well. Just throw a bunch of money at the hospital, they don't care. It's all the same to them. I just hope this doesn't mean that critical staff won't be diverted from the other, plebeian, unwashed masses giving birth, like what reportedly happened during Blue Ivy's birth.

Otherwise, more power to Kim and Kanye if they have the dough to build themselves an ideal environment to bring their child into the world. But they should remember: You can't control your birth as much as you'd like to. Kim's plan reminds me of those high-strung women (me) who show up at the hospital with their bullet-list birth plans (me) only to find out that childbirth is nothing at all like what they expected (me again).

Kim is already surprised at how different her pregnancy is from her sister's and mother's. She should also prepare herself for having a different birth experience, too. And by prepare I don't mean throwing money at contingencies. I mean prepare on the inside -- relax and be ready to ride out whatever happens. Whole hospital floor or not, when it comes right down to it, labor for Kim Kardashian isn't that different from labor for any other woman.

What do you think about Kim's plans to take over a whole hospital floor?

 

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nonmember avatar Cookster

This is exactly why people hate her. Nothing
but brag brag brag. If you are going to
handle your giving birth this way just do it
we don't need to hear about it constantly.

Trish... Trishi1207

This is so selfish. So other mothers that are receiving prenatal care at the same hospital will be forced to go away to another floor or another hospital?..WOW. If she wants to control everything, have a home birth. Yuck she makes me sick.

Lovin... LovinJerseyMama

My first birth experience was wayyyy better then my second. When I had my second daughter I would have killed for a private room. That's it! I could have cared less if it was the size of a small walk in closet so long as I had privacy lol. All that extra crazy stuff is unnecessary. You're giving birth, not going to the spa. Just make sure my baby and I are healthy and send me home ASAP :) 

nonmember avatar aj

I feel it is a bit over the edge for giving birth. You could do a home birth and have everything you want and way more privacy. Giving birth is a wonderful experience the best of luck with your soon to be new bundle of joy:) p.s. i love the name it gives individuality (normal is not in these days not a single one of my kids have a normal name)

Maias... MaiasMommy619

Why not just have a home birth for their precious bundle of joy....OMG o.O

femal... femaleMIKE

If the hospital is stupid enough to allow it, what can we do?


 

nonmember avatar Michelle

@femaleMIKE....HA! Damn near fell off my chair....you are so SO correct.

Let's see...this baby will either have a vaginal birth or c-section, just like every other woman on the PLANET. This kid is already fucked for life...poor baby.

nonmember avatar guest

kinda wanna hit both her and kanye over the head with frying pans, over this. self-entitled douches.

Julian Booker

SHES A DUMMY HER AND HER SO CALLED BOY FRIEND WHO CARES HAVE YOUR BABY JUST REMEMBER.... WHO CARES!!!! KIM YOU ARE A HOT ASS MESS AND YOU LOOK A HOT MESS PLEASE GO AWAY AND THE WAY HE HAS YOU DRESSING HONEY YOU ARE NOT AMBER ROSE SHES HOT YOUR NOT LOL!!!!!!!

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