Tsk, tsk, tsk. Mama Kris isn't gonna like this one. Apparently Kanye West has a name in mind for the baby he's about to have with Kim Kardashian, and it most definitely does not start with the letter "K."
Nope. If the rumor about his chosen name is true, he and Kim won't be welcoming a mini-Kimberly. Or a Katherine. Or a Kelly. Or anything keeping in tradition with the rest of his lady love's famous family.
Actually, if Kanye and Kim really do give their baby the name he's reportedly picked out, it goes more in line with honoring his family as opposed to hers.
Are you ready to hear what the name is?
Yes, North. As in the direction.
And if Kanye and Kim's baby, which is reportedly a girl, winds up being called North, her name will be North West. And then she'll be named after an airline. (OMG.)
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Ok, so it's kind of cute if he's thinking of giving his baby a name that has to do with points on a compass since his last name is West, but come on. Really? North West?
That pretty much sets the poor kid up for all sorts of jokes growing up. Heck, if he really wants her to get teased, maybe he should think about calling her Nine. Or South or East. Or Wild. (Wild West. I kinda dig it.)
I know this is only a rumor and all, but for whatever reason, I can totally picture Kanye and Kim calling their baby West. It just seems to suit them -- because it's SO something Hollywood types would name their child.
I dunno. Maybe if their baby to be is a boy, I'll feel a little different about the name. I mean, North West does kind of sound like a famous future rapper, right?
But North for a girl? Nah, I just don't get it. Let's keep our fingers crossed that this report is completely false. And if it's not? Man, I already feel for the poor kid.
What do you think of the name North?
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