Whoa! Is Kim Kardashian pregnant, or is Kim Kardashian pregnant? As early as a few days ago, she stepped out in leather with a small baby bump and hadn't really popped yet. But now?
Get a load of Kim's growing body in this black and white dress. OMG. Where the heck did she come from? It's like she literally doubled in size overnight, to the point where there's no mistaking the fact that she has a bun in the oven.
Ok, let's just go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room -- her butt. If Kim wasn't already famous for her ample rear end, she's definitely going to be known for it now. (Mama mia!)
And I gotta tell ya -- I feel for her. I really do. Because the exact same thing happened to my body when I was pregnant with my son.
During my first trimester, I barely gained any weight. Maybe a pound or two at best. And like a dumb ass, I bragged about it to everyone who would listen, whether they were remotely interested or not.
And then the bitch that is karma kicked in around month five and I blew up like a balloon in what seemed like a matter of a few days. I was huge. Like H-U-G-E.
I really didn't even look like myself anymore, and it was kind of a bummer, even though the reward I got in the end was more than worth it. Even my face and neck were all puffed up, to the point that I barely recognized myself in the mirror.
It was tough enough for me and I was just your average pregnant gal, so I can only imagine how much of a buzz kill it is for Kim to have cameras following her everywhere to try and snap a photo of her growing figure.
The good news is, she has a great excuse for looking larger than life at the moment. She might as well just sit back, enjoy her pregnancy, and worry about taking the weight off after the baby arrives.
But it might not hurt to stick to basic black outfits from here on out instead of going for the black and white cookie look. (Just a suggestion.)
Was there a certain point in your pregnancy where you seemed to "blow up"?
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