Kate Middleton and Prince William chose to have their babymoon on the exclusive Caribbean island of Mustique because it's long been known as a secluded and private getaway free of paparazzi and, well, outsiders in general, since the entire island is pretty much by invitation only. But, where there's a will, there's a way, and rumor has it that photos of Kate Middleton pregnant in a bikini are being shopped around. Allegedly, Duchess Catherine was photographed in a teeny bikini, frolicking in the waves with her baby bump in plain sight.
As of now, the paparazzi photos of Kate haven't been published, but I'd be surprised if the pics don't see the light of day pretty soon. I think everyone remembers the nude photo scandal from this summer -- from topless to bottomless to everything in between, photos of the Duchess will always be in high demand.
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Reportedly, there's a bidding war and the pics are expected to go for around $392,000.
It's really a shame she can't find privacy anywhere, but, that said, I'd like to officially claim that I'm the worst because I'm dying to see these pics of her in a bathing suit with the royal baby bump. I can see it now, her tan skin, her cute belly, her pale, toothy Prince fumbling around in the sand in the background ... I'm sure she looks flawless.
Only time will tell if someone ponies up the big bucks for the almost-certainly illegal photos, but until then, we'll just have to imagine how enviable the Duchess looks on a private island. In February. Pregnant. With the future King or Queen of England.
Not jealous. Not jealous one bit.
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