How to Tell if You're Having a Boy or a Girl: 30 Weird Wives' Tales
When I was pregnant with my second child, I had a feeling it was going to be a girl. I was so much queasier than I remembered being with my first son, and doesn't everyone say that you have more morning sickness when you're pregnant with a girl? Plus, I craved sweet things and tended to sleep on my right side, and I'd heard those were BOTH signs of having a girl.
As it turned out, the wives' tales didn't ring true in my case: the Snickers-craving, right-side-preferring, barfy-making baby I was carrying was all boy. So I don't have any personal experience with the many, MANY sayings about how you can tell what sex your fetus might be -- but it's always fun to revisit the folklore.
Behold, a plethora of popular ways to predict whether you're having a boy or a girl. No matter what, you've got a 50 percent guarantee of being right!
You're DEFINITELY pregnant with a boy if:
• Your baby's heartbeat is slower than 140 beats per minute
• You'd rather sleep on your left side than right
• Your hands are dry
• You're feeling super clumsy
• You're carrying low
• You're craving salty food or protein
• You combine your age at the time of conception with the number of the month you conceived and the resulting number is even
• Your hair has gotten more full-bodied and shiny during pregnancy
• You're more prone to headaches
• Your pillow faces north when you sleep
• When you're asked to show your hands, you present them palms down
• Your urine is bright yellow (um, dude, this means you need to HYDRATE)
• Your previous child's first word was "daddy" or "dada"
• You tie your wedding ring to some thread, hang it over your stomach, and it moves in circles. If it moves side to side, it's a girl! (Note: I have seen the exact opposite description of this 'test' so I'm not sure everyone's totally clear on the circle/side-to-side thing)
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On the other hand, you're for sure TOTALLY having a girl if:
• Your baby's heartbeat is faster than 140 beats per minute
• Your belly is round like a basketball
• You have tons of zits
• You're carrying high
• Your face is all round and moon-like
• You look like shit ... because girls steal your beauty
• You're a barfing machine
• Your left hooter is bigger than your right
• You look at yourself in the mirror for at least a minute, but your pupils don't dilate (???)
• You're craving sweet things, like fruit or fistfuls of Junior Mints
• You're having lots of mood swings
• When someone asks you to show your hands, you present them palms up
• You can eat an entire clove of garlic without smelling like it (tasty! That'll go nicely with your morning sickness)
• Your hair is getting thinner and dull during pregnancy
• Your belly attracts the attention of a toddler boy; if he ignores you, you're having a boy
• Your previous child's first word was "mama"
Did any of these wives' tales correctly predict your baby's sex during pregnancy?
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