17 Freaky Things No One Should Ever, Ever Google

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I don't know if it's just me, but when someone tells me not to Google something, I immediately do it. It's a sickness, I swear to God. Because I can't think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn't live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people say not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.


So why am I sharing this roundup post of things to never ever Google, knowing full well that some readers are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for any subsequent discomfort? Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that's why.

Go ahead. Keep reading ... oh, brave ones ... 

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Now that I've included that dire disclaimer, let me go ahead and assure everyone who's still here that I am not including anything in this lineup that's gory or insanely horrific. Nope, no gruesome car crashes or repulsive sexual acts are featured here, okay? That said, here are a few dozen-plus things to never ever type into Google's search box ...

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